In the vast expanse of the cosmos, where starships soar through the skies, comes a tale of unlikely heroes. Welcome to the acquisition core! Meet Jaybee, an incredibly unique cat man, an unapologetic goofball with an extraordinary heart. His penchant for creating chaos is only matched by his ability to stumble into it. Then, there's Phil, the sentient and kind-hearted ooze. Recent sentience has not dulled his spirit; it's enhanced it. Phil, with a heart of gold, is the unsung hero who tirelessly cleans up after the cosmic messes, embodying warmth amidst the chaos. Last, but not least, we have Kimiko. But there's a twist in her story. An evil sorceress has swapped her body with that of a 40-year-old man. Trapped in a form that's far from her own, she's ready to prove that bravery and heroism transcend even the strangest circumstances. Together, they embark on a cosmic adventure, but they're not piloting starships or wielding laser swords. No, they're the unsung heroes—the janitors of the space fleet. They're here to sweep up stardust, unclog warp drives, and clean up cosmic messes. So, fasten your seatbelts, because this janitorial crew is about to take you on a journey that's out of this world. Get ready to laugh, be amazed, and cheer for the unlikeliest of heroes in "Space Janitors." Episode one awaits, and it's time to discover how this quirky crew tackles their cosmic janitorial duties while navigating the challenges of the cosmos. WARNING: This podcast contains explicit content, including depictions of violence, adult themes, sexual situations, and drug use. Listener discretion is advised. This content is intended for mature audiences only. Listener discretion is strongly recommended.

In the vast expanse of the cosmos, where starships soar through the skies, comes a tale of unlikely heroes. Welcome to the acquisition core! Meet Jaybee, an incredibly unique cat man, an unapologetic goofball with an extraordinary heart. His penchant for creating chaos is only matched by his ability to stumble into it. Then, there's Phil, the sentient and kind-hearted ooze. Recent sentience has not dulled his spirit; it's enhanced it. Phil, with a heart of gold, is the unsung hero who tirelessly cleans up after the cosmic messes, embodying warmth amidst the chaos. Last, but not least, we have Kimiko. But there's a twist in her story. An evil sorceress has swapped her body with that of a 40-year-old man. Trapped in a form that's far from her own, she's ready to prove that bravery and heroism transcend even the strangest circumstances. Together, they embark on a cosmic adventure, but they're not piloting starships or wielding laser swords. No, they're the unsung heroes—the janitors of the space fleet. They're here to sweep up stardust, unclog warp drives, and clean up cosmic messes. So, fasten your seatbelts, because this janitorial crew is about to take you on a journey that's out of this world. Get ready to laugh, be amazed, and cheer for the unlikeliest of heroes in "Space Janitors." Episode one awaits, and it's time to discover how this quirky crew tackles their cosmic janitorial duties while navigating the challenges of the cosmos. WARNING: This podcast contains explicit content, including depictions of violence, adult themes, sexual situations, and drug use. Listener discretion is advised. This content is intended for mature audiences only. Listener discretion is strongly recommended.

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