Thank you for joining us for Half OK Dungeons and Dragons, Episode 7. This is Part 3, a.k.a. the second session of our One-Off Campaign, Chapter 3 titled “Baby Slaw.” That doesn’t bode well for Gari Jr.! Gari (Troy) was sick for this session of the game, so he's guest hosting Part 2 so he doesn't feel left out.

So, the orgy at the ball at the creepy mansion turns out to be a blood orgy. The guests at the ball have tasted the tainted wine and mutated into bloodthirsty werecreatures. Eulalie spilled some of the wine on herself and is now struggling with her newfound Hunger.

Remember that key we are supposed to retrieve for the Red Hand Syndicate so we don’t die? Visaya was forced to drink the mutagenic wine by The Green Lady who has the key, and now Visaya has turned into a cyclops-worm thing. ☹️ This episode begins with Elody and Amafray trying to fight off werewolf creatures.

1. Reminds me of when I was married!
2. You stab him, but he likes it.
3. You get your snout in there
4. I still have fists, don’t I?
5. Eat wood, b****!
6. I rolled a one…
7. SURPRISE, MOTHER***ER!
8. Wookie talk
9. I have a shield and a dagger… and a baby…
10. You can hear your baby turn to slaw…

11. Stupid whore!

12. I’m going to throw you up into the tree!

13. Imma little druid elf/centipede!

14. Crown of Madness