Hold onto your sacrificial lambs, folks! This episode of Sacrilegious Discourse dives headfirst into Ezekiel Chapter 46, where we continue to wade through the labyrinth of temple ordinances, divine rituals, and more than a few questionable directives.

We kick things off with a quick recap of Ezekiel Chapter 45, where God was busy divvying up land between the Zadokites, Levites, and kings like a celestial real estate agent. Then, we give a heartfelt shout-out to our new patron, Hope H., who thinks our banter is spot-on and relatable. Thanks, Hope!

In this chapter, we explore the Sabbath rituals, where the prince enters through the portico and sacrifices six male lambs and a ram. We question why these sacrifices are happening at the gate instead of the temple and ponder the logistics of ancient animal husbandry. We also dive into the grain offerings, oil measures, and the traffic flow at the temple gates—because even in ancient times, managing foot traffic was a thing.

Ezekiel's vision gets a little wacky as we discuss the sacred rooms, kitchen courts, and the culinary duties of the priests. We even take a detour into modern-day food courts and the joys of free samples.

Join us as we dissect Ezekiel's divine directives, question the practicality of ancient rituals, and laugh at how this all feels like a bizarre blend of Leviticus and a cosmic cooking show.

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