In Insurrection news, the Capitol rioter known as the "QAnon Shaman" is negotiating a deal to plead guilty under reduced charges due to a mental health disorder. Woah, woah, woah. You're telling me this guy has a screw loose? I can't see it. Here's something gross. A video has emerged showing a woman's landlord sneaking into her room and sniffing her sheets. In his defense, he said he had Covid and this is the best way to get back his sense of smell.

In Jeff Bezos news, America's least favorite billionaire is back from space, but check this out-- the FAA trolled him by changing the rules that same day so he is not technically an astronaut, since he did not personally handle flight safety. I doubt Jeff cares anyway. He prefers the term "space cowboy"

Did you guys catch this? Twitter is testing a feature that allows people to down-vote tweets they don't like. Finally, a way to be negative on twitter! I've been waiting so long.

Here's something scary. For the first time ever, scientists have witnessed chimps killing gorillas. Hollywood is already working on a movie about it, and the working title is "Bonzo vs Koko: Jungle Cage Match".

Finally, something for your nightmares. The newest trend in the crocheting community is making life-like babies out of fabric. Ironically once you see one it will take you 9 months to recover from it. And for an extra $100, you can even get one that won't murder your entire family while you sleep!