Drink of the day: Betty Booze premade cocktails: Sparkling Tequila with Oak smoked lemonade, Sparkling tequila with lime shisho, Sparkling tequila smoky pineapple.

Jones and Blanco are joined at the bar by friend of the show DB. We preview the 2024 college football season. The conversation revolved around the Big 10 and Big 12 for the most part. We all talk about our favorite teams: Nebraska, Kansas, and Kansas State. We also give our picks for the power 4 conferences.

Drink of the day: Jameson and club soda.

Blanco and Jones are back at the bar. Not much in the way of sports this week but we found out Blanco may have summer penis. We are both looking forward to Coke flavored Oreos. Taco Bell is bringing back some items we love. We wish fast food would go back to being affordable. Even casual restaurants are suffering. Ponderosa is the most recent chain to face the chopping block.

Drink of the day: Bourbon smash 1.25 oz bourbon, .5 oz April, 1 oz simple syrup, .75 oz lemon juice, .5 oz passion fruit puree, and 1 dash bitters.

Blanco and Jonesy are back at the bar. We are joined by mental health therapist Dorathy Scott. She is the Owner/Therapist of Renewed Hope Therapy. She helps the Fatties with some therapy tips during the show. She also shares some stories and helps us understand why mental health is so important.

The Merica cocktail: 1 oz blue curaçao, lemonade, 1 oz grenadine. 5 oz vodka and lemonade mix.

Jonesy and Blanco are joined at the bar by Eliot Holmes and Crazy Aunt Gina. We show our love for the Summer Olympics and Team America. We don our best patriotic gear and talk about the highs and lows of the games so far. Jones is not impressed with the continued greatness of Biles and Ledecky. He is looking to see underdogs shine. Everyone is impressed with the random guy Turkey sent to dominate shooting. The Fatties are ready to see big people lift heavy things. USA USA USA

Drink of the day: Crown Royal Lemonade: Peach, Lemon, Mango, Blackberry.

Blanco and Jones are back in the bar bantering. Jones tries to put Blanco into diabetic shock with sugary drinks. That’s leads to a second tasting of Jura Scotch. It was just as bad as we remembered. We entertain the idea of a second gold rush. We are ready to pan for gold. We ask why did Jerry Rice get so angry at the ACC. We also run down a list of our top 10 fictional football players from shows/movies. We wrap up with the show Bobby Witt Jr. put on at the Home Run Derby.

Drink of the Day is Apple Pie: 2 oz Apple Crown, .5 oz Smirnoff Whipped Cream, .5 oz Jack Honey, .5 oz Rumchata.

Jonesy and Blanco are back at the bar. Buzzfeed sent us down a bit of a rabbit hole. We discuss “parent hacks” from the article and from our listeners. Some folks give their kids serious trauma. Blanco’s still got a beef with AI. This time we discuss the “surveillance pricing” from AI based on data that is being collected on you every day. It’s absolutely freightening. The Olympics are starting soon. We preview our upcoming Olympic themed episode.

Drink of the Day: Monaco Hare lemonade peach, original, and strawberry.

We bring the Monaco cocktail series to a close. Blanco shares a little about his time in Florida. We break a rule and briefly touch on politics. The state of KS does not want you to view “adult content” so PornHub has cut service to 11 states. We mourn the decline of “breastraunts” in America. Hooters closed several locations. Hallmark is teaming up with the Chiefs for a new Christmas movie. Jones and I can do without it. The NFL lost an antitrust case for Sunday Ticket. We also talk about the Lakers taking Bronny.

Drink of the day: Monaco premade cocktails: Citrus crush, Lime crush, and Blue crush.

Our love affair with Monaco cocktails continues. It’s safe to say we are big fans of these pre-made cocktails. They lead to a lot of rambling. We feel old because the album “Smash” turns 30 this year. Takes us back to the days we recorded tapes while listening to the radio. We relate to Flavor Flav’s son who also love’s Red Lobster. We plead, please stop recording your Chipotle order. The employees don’t need you to give them a hard time. We discuss a restaurant with age restrictions. The Fatties are on board with this. Keep the kids out of nice restaurants.