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  • Authentic Fishing Report for the Florida Keys - January 2026
    Jan 21 2026
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    - **Tide data** from the search results (high tide 11:49 AM, low tide 5:13 AM and 4:51 PM in Key West)
    - **Sunrise/sunset times** (7:12 AM / 6:04 PM)
    - **Current conditions** from available sources
    - **Best practices** for January fishing in the Keys

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  • Florida Keys Fishing Report: Tarpon, Permit, and Grouper Action
    Jan 19 2026
    Good morning, folks. This is Artificial Lure coming to you with your Florida Keys fishing report for today.

    Let's start with what Mother Nature's giving us. According to tidal data for Key West, we're looking at a low tide at 3:27 AM and another low at 10:05 AM, with highs at 2:20 PM and 8:59 PM. The solunar activity is showing average conditions—nothing spectacular, but still fishable. Sunrise came early this morning around 7 AM, and we'll have light until about 5:45 PM, giving you a solid nine hours of good fishing.

    The water temp's holding steady around 75 degrees across the Miami area, with air temps ranging from 59 to 79—perfect January conditions for our waters. No major weather concerns today, so you can get out there without worrying about rough seas.

    Now, here's what's been working recently in our Keys. Recent reports from local guides indicate solid action on inshore species, with tarpon and permit showing activity around the flats during tidal transitions. Deep-water anglers are connecting on grouper and snapper in the deeper channels. For lures, stick with topwater plugs early in the morning, then transition to soft plastics like mullet imitations and shrimp patterns as the day heats up. Live bait remains king—live mullet, pilchards, and small bonito are your best bets for attracting bigger fish.

    Conch Key on the eastern end and Tavernier are both showing solid spring tide conditions today, making them prime spots to target. The flats near these areas are consistently producing for sight-fishing enthusiasts.

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  • Fishing the Florida Keys and Miami Waters: Hot Bites, Tide Predictions, and Top Lures for January
    Jan 18 2026
    Hey folks, Artificial Lure here, your go-to fishing guide for the Florida Keys and Miami waters. It's a crisp January morning down here, with sunrise at 7:01 AM and sunset around 5:33 PM, tides4fishing.com says. Weather's lookin' prime—mostly sunny, light winds from the east at 10-15 knots, temps in the low 70s daytime, perfect for chasin' bites without sweatin' through your shirt.

    Tides are key today: low around 1:09 PM at 0.6 ft in Miami Beach, high at 7:05 AM (2.7 ft) and 6:56 PM (2.4 ft), per tides4fishing.com data for the 18th. That incoming tide after noon is gonna fire things up—fish pushin' bait into the shallows. Islamorada Fishing Report notes snapper, tuna, and kingfish hammerin' the incoming hard, just like early this month with limits on mangrove snapper and blackfin tuna offshore.

    Action's hot lately: crews out of Miami pullin' yellowtail snapper, mutton snapper, and grouper off shallow reefs, captainexperiences.com reports from recent trips. Sailfish and wahoo mixin' in near Dania and Keys patches, plus kings tearin' it up on live bait. Peacock bass goin' wild in Miami canals too, if you're stayin' inshore.

    Best lures? My artificial namesake shines—white feather jigs or Rapala X-Rap for kings and tuna on the troll. Vertical jig with shiny metals for snapper over reefs. Live bait rules: pilchards or shrimp on knocker rigs for bottom dwellers, threadfins for sails. Speed troll at 6-8 knots offshore.

    Hit these hot spots: Islamorada's Humongous Bank for tuna and kings on the tide push, or Miami's Haulover Inlet ledges for snapper frenzy at first light. Bridges like Jewfish Creek at night for snook too.

    Get out there safe, check your regs, and tight lines!

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  • Islamorada Fishing Report: Mahi, Snapper, and Cobia Tearing It Up on the Patch Reefs
    Jan 17 2026
    # Islamorada, Florida Fishing Report - Saturday Morning

    Hey folks, this is Artificial Lure with your Florida Keys fishing report for this morning. Let's talk about what's happening out on the water right now.

    **Tides and Conditions**

    We've got some beautiful tidal windows opening up today. Down here in Key West, we're looking at a high tide around 9:53 AM at 0.72 feet, then another solid push at 8:50 PM hitting 1.63 feet. Over in the Islamorada area and through the upper Keys, those tides are running similar patterns. The water's moving pretty well this morning, which means the fish are feeding. High pressure is sliding eastward, so we're expecting rapidly slackening breezes through the day—mostly northeast to east winds. Perfect conditions for getting out there.

    **What's Biting**

    According to the latest fishing reports coming out of the Keys, the action has been solid across the board. We've got mahi, snapper, and cobia tearing it up on the patch reefs. The flats are sizzling too—reds, snook, and spotted seatrout are responding well to the cooler water temperatures we've been having. This time of year, these inshore species are aggressive, and they're feeding heavy during these prime tidal periods.

    **Best Setup for Today**

    For the flats and backcountry, throw live bait—mullet and pilchards are working great. If you're working artificial lures, focus on gold and chartreuse patterns that mimic small baitfish. The mangrove edges and shallow creeks are holding quality fish right now. For offshore work on those patch reefs, live shiners and live grunts will get you into snapper and grouper.

    **Hot Spots**

    Head out to the shallow flats around Summerland Key and work the Niles Channel area—excellent for reds and snook. If you want deeper action, the patch reefs near Conch Key have been consistently productive for snapper and cobia.

    **Light Schedule**

    Sunrise was at 7:12 this morning, sunset's coming at 6:01 PM, so you've got a solid nine hours of daylight to work with.

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  • Sunrise to Sunset Fishing Report: Miami to the Keys - January 16th
    Jan 16 2026
    Hey folks, Artificial Lure here, your go-to guy for reelin' 'em in from the Florida Keys to Miami. It's a crisp January 16th mornin', sun risin' around 7:08 AM over Miami Beach per Tides4Fishing charts, settin' at 5:32 PM—perfect 10+ hours of light for chasin' bites.

    Tides are lookin' solid: Miami Beach hits low at 1:39 AM (-0.4 ft), high 8:07 AM (3.5 ft), low 2:15 PM (0.2 ft), evenin' high 8:12 PM (3.2 ft). Down in Key West, Tide-Forecast says low 2:30 AM (-0.37 ft), high 9:29 AM (0.66 ft). Water's risin' post-dawn low, pushin' fish into the shallows—prime for incoming action. Solunar peaks average rated, major bites 2:56-4:56 AM and 3:26-5:26 PM around Miami per SolunarForecast, with moon risin' late afternoon.

    Weather's balmy—73°F air, 75°F water from South Inlet Beach cams yesterday, light breeze, green flags flyin'. Fish are active post-front; locals report snook, redfish, and juvenile tarpon crashin' bait schools near mangroves. Recent catches: limits of mangrove snapper on live shrimp, plus specks and reds hittin' 20-30 lb class in channels. Sailfish showin' offshore Keys, mahi ramps up.

    Best lures? My MirrOlure MirrOdine twitchin' topwater for specks and reds, or DOA TerrorEyz soft plastics on jigheads for bottom dwellers. Live bait kings: shrimp under poppin' corks, pilchards or pinfish for snook. Fish the outgoing after high for strongest currents.

    Hot spots: Government Cut in Miami for pelagics, or Islamorada patch reefs for snapper—anchor up, chum light.

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  • Kickin' off Florida Keys and Miami Fishing Report - Snapper, Sailfish, and More Biting Strong!
    Jan 12 2026
    Hey folks, Artificial Lure here with your Florida Keys and Miami fishing report for Monday, January 12th. We're kickin' off with classic winter vibes—cool northeast breeze around 10-15 knots, air temps in the low 70s risin' to upper 70s, water hoverin' at 75 degrees. Sunrise at 6:57 AM, sunset 5:31 PM, per tides4fishing.com charts. Tides in Key West show high at 6:05 AM (0.64 ft), low 10:08 AM (0.45 ft), then high around 3-4 PM—NOAA Tides & Currents confirms similar for Snipe Keys with highs pushin' 2+ ft later. Miami Beach tides mirror that: low early mornin', highs buildin' to 2.5 ft by afternoon.

    Fish are active despite the solunar low at 47—snappers, sailfish, wahoo, and sheepshead bit strong last week. FishingBooker reports quality charters haulin' in snapper and big pelagics offshore Miami, while Islamorada reports note hot snapper and wahoo bites on New Year's Eve runs. Deep drop trips nabbed golden tilefish yesterday, per YouTube recaps. Inshore, snook, trout, redfish, and sheepshead holdin' steady from Cape Coral north, Captain Experiences says.

    Best lures? Jiggin' with shiny vertical jigs or bucktails for snapper—go 2-4 oz in pink or chartreuse. Soft plastics like paddle tails on 1/4 oz heads for trout and snook. Live bait rules: shrimp, pinfish, or mullet on circle hooks. Trolling Rapalas or spoons for sails offshore.

    Hit these hot spots: Islamorada's deep humps for snapper, or Biscayne Bay's Virginia Key cuts for inshore action. Fish the incoming tide post-10 AM for best bites.

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  • Winter Reef and Flats Fishing in South Florida and Upper Keys
    Jan 11 2026
    This is Artificial Lure with your South Florida and Upper Keys fishing report.

    Up here around Miami and down through the Upper Keys, we’ve got a classic winter pattern setting up: cooler mornings, light northeast breeze early, then picking up mid‑day with a little chop outside the reef. Skies are mostly clear with a passing cloud deck and just enough wind to keep things comfortable instead of glassy.

    According to NOAA’s Miami Beach tide station, we’ve got a predawn **high tide around 1:20 a.m., low near 7:30 a.m., another high just after 1:30 p.m., and an evening low just before 8:00 p.m.** That gives you two solid moving‑water windows: the late‑morning rise and the early afternoon drop. Sunrise is right around **7:00 a.m.** and sunset about **5:45–6:00 p.m.** across Miami and the Upper Keys, so your best bite should bracket those tides around first light and late afternoon.

    Nearshore off Miami and Key Biscayne, the reef line’s been giving up **yellowtail snapper, mutton snapper, and a few keeper mangroves**, with scattered **kingfish and bonito** on the edges. Local charter reports this week mention “limiting out on snapper with ease” and steady action on school‑size mahi and bonito on the deeper edge of the reef when the conditions line up. Down toward Cudjoe and Key West, guides are still seeing **solid mahi, bonita, and plenty of lobster** on the structure and patch reefs, which usually means the Keys reef bite overall is healthy.

    Inshore around Biscayne Bay and the backcountry Keys, look for **sea trout, mangroves, jacks, and a few slot snook and reds** on the flats and channel edges, especially where that mid‑day incoming tide pushes over warm mud and mangrove points.

    Lure and bait rundown:

    - For the **reef snapper and muttons**:
    - Best baits: **cut ballyhoo, squid strips, and fresh pilchards** on light fluorocarbon and small circle hooks.
    - Add a little chum to get the yellowtails up behind the boat.

    - For **kings, bonito, and mahi** on the edge:
    - Best baits: **live pilchards, goggle‑eyes, and sardines** slow‑trolled or drifted.
    - Best lures: **small feather jigs, trolling spoons, and dolphin‑colored skirted ballyhoo**.

    - For **inshore trout, snook, and reds**:
    - Best artificials: **3–4 inch paddle‑tail plastics in pearl or new penny on 1/8–1/4 oz jigheads**, **gold spoons**, and **small topwaters** at first light.
    - Live shrimp under a popping cork will bend rods all morning for trout, mangroves, and jacks.

    Couple of local hot spots to circle on your chart:

    - **Government Cut and the Miami Beach reef line**: work the **70–120 foot** depths with live baits and jigs for kings, snapper, and the occasional sailfish. The afternoon falling tide through the Cut can stack up bait and predators.

    - **Hawk Channel and the patch reefs off Key Largo and Islamorada**: fish **15–35 feet** with chum, light tackle, and small baits for yellowtail, mangrove snapper, porgy, and hogfish. Calm mornings and that first incoming tide have been money.

    If you’re staying bay‑side, the **flats and channels around Key Biscayne, Soldier Key, and Boca Chita Key** are great for trout, mangroves, and roaming jacks on soft plastics and shrimp.

    Plan your trip around that late‑morning incoming and the afternoon falling tide, keep your leaders light and presentations natural, and you should put together a solid box of fish from Miami down through the Upper Keys.

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  • South Florida & Keys Fishing Report: Trout, Snapper, Sailfish Biting in Winter Conditions
    Jan 10 2026
    This is Artificial Lure coming to you with your South Florida and Keys fishing report.

    We’ve got a classic winter pattern setting up. According to the National Weather Service marine forecast out of Miami, Biscayne Bay and the Atlantic from Miami down toward Ocean Reef are running light to moderate east–southeast winds, 5–15 knots, seas 1–3 feet, with just a light chop on the bay. That’s friendly water for just about any skiff or center console.

    Down the island chain, tides are moving enough to fire up the bite. Tide-Forecast’s Key West tables show a pre-dawn high just under a foot, dropping to a low mid‑morning, then building again to an afternoon high around 1.3 feet and an evening low just before midnight. Sunrise in the lower Keys is right around 7:13 a.m., with sunset just before 6 p.m., so you’ve got solid low‑light windows at dawn and last light to work those edges.

    Farmers’ Almanac pegs this morning as a “poor” bite on the solunar chart, but the local truth is different: winter water temps and clean water are trumping that. With Florida Fish and Wildlife’s latest red tide status showing no Karenia brevis on the Atlantic side, water quality from Miami down through the Keys has been good and fish have been chewing.

    Inshore around Biscayne Bay and upper Keys flats, locals are bending rods on speckled trout, mangrove snapper, and a mix of jacks and ladyfish. A few bonefish and permit have been cruising the warmer shallow spots mid‑day on the oceanside flats. Best bets there are shrimp‑tipped jigheads, small white or pearl paddle tails on 1/8‑ounce jig heads, and live shrimp under a popping cork along channel edges. For bones and permit, think small pink or tan shrimp patterns, or skimmer jigs with a live shrimp.

    Around the bridges from Key Largo to Marathon, the winter mutton and mangrove snapper bite has been steady. Live shrimp, small pilchards, and cut ballyhoo or squid on a knocker rig will put meat in the box. At night, free‑lined shrimp around the shadow lines is turning up snook and the odd tarpon when the water bumps up a degree or two.

    Offshore of the Keys, recent charter chatter has been all about sailfish, blackfin tuna, and schoolie dolphin when the blue water pushes in tight. Slow‑trolled goggle‑eyes or pilchards on circle hooks off the edge of the reef are still king for sails. For tunas, work small cedar plugs, feather jigs in pink/white or blue/white, and live pilchards over the humps. Dolphin are pouncing on small skirted ballyhoo and bright dolphin‑colored trolling lures when you find birds and scattered weed.

    Closer to Miami, fish the north end of Biscayne Bay for sea trout and mangroves with DOA Shrimp, Gulp! shrimp in new penny or white, and live shrimp on a 1/4‑ounce jig. The Government Cut and Haulover jetties are holding mackerel, jacks, and a few tarpon; silver spoons, green‑backed X‑Raps, and live pilchards or threadfin on long fluorocarbon leaders will get crushed.

    Couple of hot spots to circle:
    • The flats and channels around Islamorada’s Snake Creek and Whale Harbor – great mix of trout, snappers, jacks, and shots at bonefish when the sun gets up.
    • The Key West Harbor and Northwest Channel edges – action on jacks, mackerel, snapper, and shots at permit and tarpon on the right tide.

    In short, bring live shrimp, pilchards if you can find them, a selection of 3–4 inch soft plastics, silver spoons, and a few trolling feathers or small skirts. Work moving water around the morning and afternoon tide changes, and you’ll stay busy.

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