Would YOU drive 100mph with three children in the backseat to get your GF to her taco bell job interview???

https://nypost.com/2023/03/23/florida-man-drives-100-mph-to-get-girlfriend-to-taco-bell-interview/

https://myq105.com/2023/08/25/a-florida-mans-t-shirt-choice-probably-wont-help-with-his-dui-case/

https://fortune.com/2023/10/21/florida-man-guilty-murdering-wife-zombie-house-flipping-reality-tv-show/

https://www.tampabay.com/nation-world/florida-man-tries-to-bring-a-non-working-grenade-on-an-airplane-20190305/

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13052845/drunk-man-naked-florida-airport-terminal.html

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-accused-of-stabbing-friend-with-samurai-sword-over-xbox

https://nypost.com/2024/02/02/metro/florida-ex-nyc-medical-examiner-accused-of-stealing-from-dead-people/

https://nypost.com/2024/03/02/us-news/florida-man-trafficked-thousands-of-turtles-worth-125k-to-hong-kong-germany/

https://abc3340.com/news/nation-world/non-tipping-customer-slapped-spat-on-for-not-throwing-money-at-employees-florida-bar-victoria-jones-charged-body-talk-sports-port-st-lucie-sheriffs-office-report-surveillance-video-account

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/drunk-naked-florida-woman-wielding-peeler-knife-barges-into-racetrac-threatens-to-kill-staff-deputies

Why do Montenegrins keep a chair next to their beds? So they can take a rest after they wake up.

https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-man-allegedly-takes-stolen-amazon-van-on-20-mile-joyride-is-your-package-late

https://news.yahoo.com/doctors-remove-150-live-bugs-234435817.html

https://6abc.com/coat-hanger-medical-procedure-animal-cruelty-dogs/3114873/

https://www.ice.gov/news/releases/florida-woman-pleads-guilty-conspiracy-create-distribute-animal-crush-videos

https://www.cnn.com/2022/02/20/us/florida-woman-charged-with-stabbing-husband-140-times/index.html

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/21/us/sandhole-florida-death-beach.html

https://news.yahoo.com/florida-woman-missing-spain-taken-090052280.html

Imagine being executed by a Beachcraft Bonanza. This is a prompt. Imagine it.

SOURCES:

https://wflanews.iheart.com/featured/the-ryan-gorman-show/content/2023-02-02-florida-man-bites-head-off-girlfriends-python-during-domestic-dispute/

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/01/29/florida-man-loses-50000-in-accidental-text-romance-scheme/

https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/01/25/florida-man-accused-in-fatal-triple-shooting-after-trying-to-date-his-own-daughter/

https://www.nytimes.com/2024/02/01/us/plane-crash-florida-mobile-home-park.html

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article284910462.html

https://www.businessinsider.com/frontier-passenger-pulled-down-underwear-squatted-in-aisle-affidavit-2024-1

https://nypost.com/2024/01/20/news/florida-politician-stabs-daughter-husband-believing-they-were-the-devil/

https://www.cbsnews.com/miami/news/elderly-woman-arrested-florida/

https://wpde.com/news/nation-world/sting-uncovers-toothless-scheme-3-women-arrested-miami-dade-and-brow-ard-counties-avocado-grill-on-datura-street-west-palm-beach-police-department-ann-sherry-miller-mother-daughter-pair-named-mary-steimberg-sheila-angelina-miller-bogus-9000-bill

https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article284910462.html