Episodios

  • WAIT! HOW DID HE DIE?! MAN DIES AFTER PULLING OUT! GENESIS 38 RETELL
    May 22 2022

    About the show:
    Welcome to the Ghetto Bible Tales!!!
    Here we retell bible stories in a comical yet understandable way! The goal is to make you laugh while also teaching you a little bit about God.

    About the episode:
    a funny retelling of Genesis 38 where Judah's son Onan is struck dead after pulling out during sex! Watch/Listen as I break this story down and draw parallels to Jesus. I promise you've never heard the story told quite like this! If you prefer to see me on screen, this podcast is also streaming on Youtube! Click HERE to go to the video!

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    22 m
  • MAN MAKES STUPID VOW TO SACRIFICE DAUGHTER!
    May 25 2022

    Episode 2 of Ghetto Bible Tales is about "Jeff" and the ludicrous vow that he makes to sacrifice the first thing that comes to the door to greet him. Watch/Listen to me break down what actually happened! If you're a visual learner, this podcast is also streaming on Youtube! If you prefer to watch me you can click HERE to be taken to the video!

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    14 m
  • DID JESUS GET WHIPPINGS AS A KID????
    May 29 2022
    I have always wondered if Jesus got whippings as a kid? LOL Listen as I retell Luke 2: 31-50 in this bonus mini-episode and explain why I think Jesus more than likely didn't get a spanking as a kid.
    This podcast also streams on Youtube. If you're a visual person and prefer to see me on screen and enjoy my shenanigans please click HERE to be taken to the video version!

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    4 m
  • BIG MOUTH! BIG FAITH! DAVID TAKES DOWN GOLIATH!
    Jun 4 2022

    Everybody knows the story of David & Goliath. Let me tell yall about a little guy with a big mouth and big faith, from the little town of Bethlehem who took off the armor of man and put on the whole armor of God to take down a giant!

    If you're a visual learner you can watch the podcast on Youtube! Click HERE for the video of me and my shenanigans LOL

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    16 m
  • EZY E -THE LEFT HANDED GANGSTA! JUDGES 3 RETELL
    Jun 7 2022

    Before there were kings there were judges. Let me tell yall about the most gangsta judge of them all! Meet Ehud, the left-handed thug that saved an entire nation and brought on peace for 80 years! Watch/Listen to this retelling of Judges 3.
    This podcast also streams visually on Youtube! If you want to watch me and my antics watch the video HERE!

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    18 m
  • 24 HOUR CHURCH?! PAUL PREACHES FOR 24 HOURS STRAIGHT!
    Jun 8 2022

    WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO STAY AWAKE DURING THE APOSTLE PAUL'S SERMON? OR WOULD YOU BE LIKE JEROME??? LOL

    LISTEN AS I RETELL THIS CLASSIC FROM THE BOOK OF ACTS IN THIS BONUS GBT!

    WATCH THE VIDEO VERSION TOLD THROUGH EMOJIS ON YOUTUBE HERE!

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    5 m
  • STAY IN YOUR LANE! MIRIAM COMES FOR MOSES. NUMBERS 12 RETELL
    Jun 11 2022

    In today's episode we meet the 3 stooges of the bible aka Miriam, Aaron & Moses. We find that Miriam is upset and wants to dethrone Moses as the spiritual leader and authority over Israel. Aaron is basically her little sidekick in this ordeal. Watch/Listen as I retell Numbers 12.

    This podcast also streams in visual form on YouTube! If you're interested in watching me and seeing my antics watch the video HERE!

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    24 m
  • BOW DOWN?! 3 HEBREW BOYS RETELL
    Jun 14 2022

    In today's episode we're returning to the book of Daniel with the familiar story of the three Hebrew Boys: Shadrach, Meshac & Abed-Nego that would rather die than bow down and worship King Nebuchadnezzar.
    This podcast also streams visually on YouTube. If you want to watch me and my antics click HERE to see the video!

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    24 m