The gods plan the biggest blowout this side of the Trojan War. Dionysus, in his role as Official Party Meister, has sorted the venue, buffet and music, but what about the extensive celebrity guest list? Will Miriam Margolyes accept her invitation? Cupid is crossing his tiny golden wings she does.

Warning: contains ‘passing’ references to the Court of King Caractacus.

Cupid has eaten a family pack of rancid prawn crackers. Uh oh, the outhouse has been infested with verminous gnomes, and Dionysus has something special fermenting in the indoor latrine. It’s a full code brown emergency situation. What is our cuddly God of Love to do?

Warning: contains foul language and references to noxious brown fountains.

Thor and Dionysus trudge the Chuffed Buyer Supermarket aisles on a quest for godly sustenance. Unfortunately, our God of Wine and Party Time has the divine munchies and his pester power is dialled up to 11. But, as we all know, Thor isn’t made of florins… or a patient temperament.

Warning: contains foul language and references to off-brand products.

The boys are joined by the wickedest man in the world - no, not Tom Hanks, that’s just a baseless internet rumour. It’s the wandering spirit of Aleister Crowley that’s seeking to make a demonic pact with Amon. Surely our resident imp can’t be stupid enough to sign the contract. But how exactly do Boudicca, man jam and Cheryl Baker’s legs come into the mix? Tune in to find out more. If you dare… Mwah, mwah, mwah!

Warning: contains foul language and references to unnatural goat shenanigans.

Thor delivers this enchanting Viking poem, evoking the magic and majesty of a Norse Yule. Wonderful!

From our latest Yuletide spectacular. Enjoy this traditional Norse carol!

The boys warmly welcome you to their sensational seasonal special. Of course, being gods of different faiths, their celebratory traditions aren't exactly aligned. It's not easy to reconcile a heady mix of entrails-bedecked trees, vomitoriums and Mariah Carey. No matter, a couple of St Nick's elves pop in for a tinsel-tastic interview. Well, they used to work for Santa, anyway!

Warning: contains foul language and references to elven gimpery.

Dion’s favourite cryptid has a substance abuse problem and, being half moth, that substance is photons. The gods have blacked-out Valhalla in preparation, but will this be enough to prevent their guest from O.D.ing on sweet, sweet light? There’s no denying, Mothman is one weird dude.

Warning: contains foul language and references to the consumption of granny knickers.