Podcast? What podcast? Podcasts are for duos. Incorrect. It's Josh's turn to talk Euros action while Henry's living it up in Germany. Josh checks in with Henry's kebab-escapades and regales some of his highlights of Euro 2024 including Shearer's commentary and missing Bellingham's bicycle kick.

Will England be in the final by the time this is released? Who knows! Get in touch and follow as always @halftimesandwiches

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While Mr. Shreeve recovers from a wild weekend in Glastonbury, Mr. Liston takes the reigns on this edition of the pod!

Expect German phrases, an England vs Slovakia quiz question no one asked for, all the scoops on how football made it into the festival and a drastically wrong reference to David Beckham.

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The group stages are over and we've had a lovely time witnessing spaghetti being snapped by Albanians, Amadou Onana snapping at a reporter, and a Hungarian striker who could snap you in two. There's a round of 'Shit House of the Group Stage', a brand new Marc Guehi chant fashioned around an O-Zone classic, and Henry's 'Two, Two, f***ing One' team of the tournament thus far.

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Henry and Josh build up the hype for Euro 2024 as they give their final verdict on the England squad and learn bizarre facts about them courtesy of the official England sticker book (thanks M&S). Plus, the biggest Euros match that matters - Henry vs Josh in the return of the Punalty Shoot Out with the predictable theme of 'Europe'. Who wins? You decide...

Not the Euros, you don't decide who wins that, but you can have your say on the Punalty Shoot Out. Just head to @halftimesandwiches on Instagram.

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Well well well! This is the end. The final podcast of the 2023/34 season. Bye!

Only joshing! The boys will be back in two weeks time to go (foot)balls deep into all things Euros.

They leave you with Josh channelling his inner Sabrina Carpenter, singing his version of the current UK Number 1...get your ears around ‘Mauricio’! Oh, and Henry has a new and improved version of 'Dickinson's Real Deal' (we promise it's better that the first!) ahead of the Champions League Final between Borussia Dortmund and Real Madrid.

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To mark the end of the Premier League 2023/24 season, the lads have put together their Alternative Sandwiches Team of the Season.

GK - Emi Martínez (always up to some wind-up antics)

DEF - Jack Robinson (loves a scrap with his team mates)

DEF - Jonny Evans (still playing as a pensioner)

DEF - Reece James (spends all season injured, then gets sent off)

MID - Kalvin Phillips (gives fans the finger)

MID - Lucas Paquetá (bets are on)

MID - Sandro Tonali (bets are still on)

MID - Jordan Henderson (air miles merchant)

FWD - Mudryk (one-on-one for £10k)

FWD - Jadon Sancho (crap at Old Trafford, dynamite at Dortmund)

FWD - Neil Maupay (the ultimate Shithouse of all time)

Agree with our choices? Think there's someone missing? Let us know on Instagram: @halftimesandwiches or email halftimesandwiches@gmail.com - we'd love to hear from you!

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Grealish or Gordon? Dunk or Dier? Jordan Pickford or Joe Hart? (yes you read that correctly). It's a month until England's first game against Serbia and Gareth's about to pick his 26-man squad, but before he does, Henry and Josh think they know best and go through their picks to take to Germany.

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Josh has cramp this week so we've subbed in the big guns off the bench in the form of our first former professional footballer on the podcast!

Calvin Andrew has played for teams up and down the land including Luton Town, Crystal Palace and Rochdale A.F.C - now he's on the pod with Henry for a review of a brilliantly bonkers season in the Championship.

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