Nicole and Rich ask themselves, at what age do you stop picking your kids boogers? Rich wants the fan listener name to be the MTC (Mid-thrust Club), but Nicole isn't sold. She is giving all of you, listeners, until next week to lock in your Have Kids They Said.. fan name. Nicole's son, Keagan, AKA Baby Bruno, is sick, leading to a barf sesh all over Nicole and Matty's fresh linens. In December, Rich is volunteering to be in the school's lion mascot costume, and he can't wait to shine! He might be planning his dance moves as you read this. You don't need to be a parent to enjoy this show. Share the podcast with your friends!

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Nicole’s daughter Parker has taken on the Cornet, just in time for cold winters in their New York City apartment. Rich brought a special guest to today's episode—not just his lovely wife Sarah, but the Mets baseball game on his cellphone. Nicole’s husband, Matty, helped answer a listener's question on what to do when one has a narcissistic mother-in-law and nude friendly family members. Sarah reveals her stance on Rich's prompt from last week asking if it is cheating to have an orgasm by being danced on by a stripper.

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Rich and Nicole’s separate households are starting to look like sports bars, as the husbands migrate all their TVs into the living room for football Sundays. Nicole, Rich, and producer Jess are upset at Henry Ford for cementing the 8-hour workday and 5-day workweek on September 25th, 1926. They listen to a moment with pop songstress Katy Perry and how life has brought her to motherhood singing Bluey songs and loving her little family with daughter Daisy and husband Orlando Bloom. Nicole reads some spicy aggressive texts between moms at her kids school and Rich poses a question involving hard-boiled eggs.

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Nicole and Rich have a PSA for all of you parents out there: don't be the last one to pick up your kids from school; it's not cool. Rich's daughter Emmy finally lost her first tooth, and if the "Tooth Fairy" was just little more inebriated, she might've given Emmy $100. The aftermath of the Diddy scandal has sent Nicole and Rich down a baby oil spiral. Also, what do you do when your child has friends that are twins? A listener questions if you have to invite both of them to your child's birthday party. Rich reveals the most embarrassing moment he had at a strip club, and it has us all divided.

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Rich and Nicole go over possible fan name submissions; will you be the B*tches, Villagers, or The Haves? We appreciate the submissions and keep them coming. Nicole hated how her husband Matt approached disciplining their son Keegan over a low test grade. Rich proposes to Nicole, producer Jess, and all of you, that we should record a live show at the SiriusXM Las Vegas. Should we? As a parent, what would you do if you were being intimate with your partner and all of a sudden your child called out for you? Rich and Nicole troubleshoot that scenario for you and you won’t believe Nicole’s Top That story this week.

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Nicole and Rich are starting your week strong with scorching hot tea from special guest Mark Zito from the podcast, This Is Happening. Today's episode quickly became a Jerry Springer show because Rich still hasn't bought his vacation flight tickets. Ryze Mushroom Instagram ads have influenced Rich, and he'll report back if the coffee is a hit or miss. Nicole advises Rich to get off the podcast recording immediately, to call his daughter Emmy's school after Rich shares her latest interaction with another kid at school. Plus, please keep the listener's name suggestions coming!

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Rich and Nicole are back with special guest, singer, songwriter, and actress, Halsey. Halsey shares her journey as a first-time mom, what it is like to tour with her son, and playing with Legos. Nicole asks her son Keegan about his out-of-this-world birthday wishlist. Rich hates that his kids are starting to tell him that he doesn’t know anything about music, Taylor Swift, or anything really, and Rich needs people to have a respectable foot game in an airplane; just keep them covered and off of people’s armrests. Nicole reveals Keegan was born at 4:20, to Matt’s delight. Plus, we still need you, listener, to give us your podcast listener name.

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Nicole is probably still shaking from the trauma she endured on her son Keegan's birthday yesterday. She needs a hug from all of you ASAP! Today gets emotional as Rich and Nicole take a beat to reflect on their parenting style. Never fear, we keep up the cheer with chats about the Miami Dolphins, the California heat, J.D. Vance's Nips, Rich's high school girlfriend's manifestation of his career in broadcasting, and so much more! Plus, listener, what would you like to be called? We want to know! Write in.

Have Kids, They Said... is a SiriusXM Network Podcast made by Nicole Ryan and Rich Davis.

If you’d like to send us a message or ask a question email us at HKTSpod@gmail.com

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