"My mother-in-law is the worst person on the planet. On Wednesday night, we invited the family out to (local restaurant) to celebrate my daughter's 12th birthday. Everyone bought presents. I was stunned when my daughter opened my mother-in-law's gift. She bought her a scale. Everyone at the table gasped. I can't believe she bought a scale for a tween. That has to be the worst gift ever. My mother-in-law says it's a great gift because my daughter can monitor her weight and this in turn will make her a healthier person. I totally disagree and think the gift is going to make my daughter self-conscious. The family is divided over the gift because they don't want to offend my mother-in-law. What is your opinion on this? Good gift or bad gift?"

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"I hate drama and it's all around me at the moment. The man I was dating in April got jailed for doing something extremely stupid. It was online and on the news so everyone knows about it. Shortly after he went to jail, I met a great guy. He treats me right and wants to build something together. I just found out that I am pregnant. The convict is the father. I'm thinking about telling my new guy he's the father. He will give my child a much better life than the convict. I know it's wrong to do but feel it's the best thing for my child. Should I go through with it? What would you do if you were me? Is it wrong if no one knows or ever finds out?"

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Heather was reminded of a time her son wrote a letter informing her that he was running away. All because she tried to make him eat casserole. Have your kids ever decided to "run away?"

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"I heard you talking about how today is National Tattoo Day. I have the most rebellious teenage daughter in the world. She is 16 and in love for the first time. Her 18 year old boyfriend loves tatts and has somehow convinced her to get his name tattooed on her shoulder. We've had several huge arguments about this. Should I stop her from doing it and save her from herself or allow her to do it and learn a hard lesson? What would you do if you were me?"

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"My second wife and I are divorcing. My 17-year-old daughter wants to remain friends with her stepmother. I am forbidding it at the moment. It would be different if it was her real mother, but it's not. My daughter is now mad at me. As long as she lives under my roof, she's under my rules and has to do what I say. She says I'm being cruel and should allow them to continue their relationship. I'm starting to feel a little guilty about my decision, but know I need to stick to my guns. In a situation like this, should children be allowed to continue to talk to their stepmother or father once a divorce is finalized? I don't want my second wife poisoning my daughter's mind and turning her against me."

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"I have been dating my girlfriend for a month. Last Saturday was the first time I saw her without makeup. I was kind of shocked because she looks totally different without it. If I'm being honest with myself, I'm not at all attracted to her when she goes au natural. In my opinion, she looks much better with makeup on. That's the woman I'm attracted to. Am I shallow for thinking this? How do I tell her she looks better with makeup than without it? I want to do this without offending her and being a jerk. Is this even possible?"

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"My wife came in from the outside last night with a guilty grin on her face. It took several minutes, but I finally got her to tell me why she was smiling. Our neighbor paid her a compliment and told her she looks hot. I was confused and not sure how to feel. Part of me was furious that a married man was hitting on my wife. On the other hand, I saw how great the compliment made her feel so I was happy for her. I'm not sure if I should be mad or not? Should I confront my neighbor? Should I be mad? My older brother says I should pop my neighbor in the mouth while my younger brother says I should be happy that my wife is still getting compliments like that."

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