Episodios

  • E19: BJ Shots, Retirement Plans & Angry Puppies
    Jul 26 2024

    Part 2 of 2 here, bestie! Welcome back to your favorite happy hour. The dynamic duo continue their conversation - starting with blow job shots, dipping into their plans for retirement, and of course - their choice to run for presidency. Vote the Hey Bestie Pod for president! Listen in as Steph talks about how her dogs want to make murder claims during bath time and why Karlie refuses to turn left. Before we let you listen, bestie… What’s the funniest high school story you have that has to do with paranoid decisions because you had your party pants on?! Let us know how it compares to the ending of this episode!Enter

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    29 m
  • E18: We’re adulting (kinda, sorta) so we deserve some bubbly
    Jul 19 2024

    Hey bestie! We just wanted to take a moment to acknowledge - and celebrate- the fact that we are adulting. We may occasionally forget what day it is, or drink way too much champagne (that will probably never go away ok), but know that we ARE definitely adulting. How, you ask? Well - pull up a seat, grab yourself a bloody Maria or a green tea shot, and join us at part one of our two part happy hour. We’ll tell you ALL about it hehe. Be sure to let us know in the comments - how are you adulting these days? How are you not? How are you celebrating and living your best life, either way?


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    22 m
  • E17: Bales of Hay & Blades of Grass
    Jul 3 2024


    Where’s the strangest place you’ve ever been drunk?

    And what’s the boldest thing you’ve ever done for the sake of beauty?

    At this week’s happy hour, your favorite long distance besties giggle over a recent drunken visit to the vet (oops) and a late night DIY haircut.

    All we can really tell you beyond that is… thank god for our husbands. Truly. We’d both be lost without them.

    Grab yourself a gigantic margarita & pull up a chair bestie, ‘cus we’ve got some serious catching up to do!

    Ps - is your hair more like bales of hay or blades of grass? We NEED to know.

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    32 m
  • E16: The Limpin' Life Ain't Easy
    Jun 28 2024

    What's the silliest way you've ever gotten hurt, bestie?

    At today's happy hour, Steph tells Kar about the hilarious & anticlimactic way that she fractured her foot this week in the NYC Subway Station, in the middle of a heat wave and in the rarest way possible (according to the doctor at Urgent Care).

    Kar comforts Steph through her predicament, and helps her find the silver lining and the humor in the whole ordeal.

    Grab your Rose (or maybe something stronger), and get ready to laugh WITH Steph & Kar at this latest ride on the hot mess express.

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    30 m
  • E15: Getting Lost in Vegas & Going to the Serial Killer Beach
    Jun 21 2024
    Summer is officially here and we are off to a hot start, bestie! But before we fully divulge - what are your vibes for the next few months? Now let’s catch up with our long distance besties! As for Kar, she’s planning on doing what desert bunnies do best… Trying to stay cool in the HOT NM heat! Along with a whole lot of laying low and trying to keep up with Peanut, the tiny toddler. Steph, on the other hand is all things travel, weddings, beach trips, concerts & trying to stay sane in between. Oh my! Which vibe are you aligning with? Trying to stay chill while chillin, or go, go, go? Join us at happy hour as we chat about Steph’s recent trip to Vegas & Kar’s do nothing days and why she isn’t a big fan of Elephant Butte… (It’s giving serial killer vibes) Our girls give all of the summer stories and share more than enough laughs along the way!
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    37 m
  • E14: We Love You, Jenna Marbles!
    Jun 14 2024
    We’re all friends here, right? So we’ve gotta be honest with you - Whether it’s feeling icky or just the stress of adulting, some days are kind of tough... …But we know how turn frowns upside-down over here! A good ol happy hour. Between giggles, personal growth recognition,& mom stories, the conversation takes an amusing turn. The best chats always involve reminiscing on simpler times. AOL, dial up, phone signatures, and “shoes” (IYKYK) Grab your favorite snack and pour a glass of whatever your heart desires & join us! You’ll love this episode, bestie! Especially learning why Steph no longer only needs her hubby for vent sessions & who her dads doppelgänger is! *~hEy.B3sTiE.p0dC@5t~*
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    26 m
  • E13: Bad Haircuts, Bad Tattoos & other Bad Decisions
    May 31 2024

    Kar & Steph were both in desperate need of happy hour time after an absolute whirlwind of a week…

    …and lo and behold, it was exactly what both of us needed ahead of a very busy, chaotic weekend.

    Grab your favorite drink and join us as we chat about:

    • current & past hair woes;

    • mistakes we’ve made with piercings & tattoos;

    • other silly choices, including that time Steph stole a single egg & Kar got banned from Hobby Lobby

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    44 m
  • E12: Blind & Bruised with Itchy Backs - But at Least Our Haircuts are CUTE!!!!! (Part 2)
    May 24 2024


    We only planned to stay at happy hour for half an hour, but time flies when you’re having fun hehe.

    In part 2 of this conversation, Steph & Kar daydream about getting LASIKs so that MAYBE just maybe we can stop walking into shit, tripping over our own two feet, and causing a ruckus.

    We also get into our recent hair transformations (it really does make SUCH a difference!), and at the end, Steph shares a super helpful tip for anyone wondering how to scratch your back (or apply itch cream) when your hubby is away on vacation!

    Grab your Four Loko (actually - maybe skip that!) and get ready for another hilarious conversation with your favorite duo!

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    30 m