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  • Alien DNA in Humans & Cat Wine for Pets | 451
    Oct 15 2025

    This week on Hysteria 51, we swirl a glass of weird with a splash of what-the-actual-hell.

    First up: A New Zealand company is now selling non-alcoholic “wine” for cats and dogs—finally, your pet can join you in judging reality TV with a glass of Pinot Meow. It’s cute, it’s confusing, and it raises more questions than answers. Conspiracy Bot is demanding a robot-friendly rosé.

    Then, we spiral into deep-space biology as a scientist claims that alien DNA is embedded in the human genome. That’s right—there may be a little E.T. in all of us. (Which would explain some of your uncle’s Facebook posts.)

    It’s felines, fine wine (kind of), and fringe science in one deliciously derailed episode of audio absurdity.

    Listen now before your tabby opens a sommelier TikTok and your ancestry results list “Alpha Centauri.”

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    📌Pet Wino

    📌Alien CRISPR

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    28 m
  • Disney Scuba Robber Escapes & Strangers Share the Same Dream | 450
    Oct 8 2025

    This week on Hysteria 51, we dive deep—literally and figuratively—into two bizarre stories that prove reality is way weirder than fiction.

    First up: A man in scuba gear robs a restaurant at Disney Springs and swims away through a lagoon like a Bond villain on spring break. It’s equal parts daring heist, Florida headline, and splashy cosplay crime. Ocean’s Eleven? More like Nemo’s One.

    Then, we explore a mysterious dream phenomenon sweeping social media: complete strangers around the world are having the exact same dream—a mysterious man, an endless hallway, and an overwhelming sense of déjà vu. Are we in a simulation? Or just due for a firmware update?

    It’s submerged theft and subconscious synchronicity all in one delightfully unhinged episode. C-Bot tries dream-hacking, and Brent forgets his floaties.

    Listen now before your dreams turn into true crime scenes.

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    📌Steamboat Theft

    📌Mall Dreams

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    36 m
  • Mummy DNA Mystery & The Man Who Towed a Ship With His Teeth | 449
    Oct 1 2025

    This week on Hysteria 51, we flex our mental muscles and our molars as we dive into a pair of stories that’ll have you questioning reality—and your dentist.

    First up: Egyptian strongman Ashraf Mahrous has gone viral for towing a 31-ton ship with his teeth. That’s right—he didn’t just sink the competition, he hauled it. Conspiracy Bot now thinks flossing is a form of weight training.

    Then, we unwrap a truly bizarre tale from the ancient world: newly discovered mummies in Morocco don’t share DNA with modern humans. Are they lost ancestors? Interdimensional visitors? Or just the original weird uncles of prehistory?

    It’s muscles, mummies, and mysteries in this week’s whirlwind of WTF. Grab your protein shake and your tinfoil hat—things are about to get prehistorically powerful.

    Listen now before the mummies make a comeback… with gym memberships.

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    📌Toothy Strength

    📌Mummy DNA

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    29 m
  • Butt Sniffers, Fart Spray Mayhem & Alien Tentacle Rocks | 448
    Sep 24 2025

    This week on Hysteria 51, we're sniffing out the weirdest corners of the news cycle—and we mean that very literally.

    First up: California’s notorious serial butt sniffer is back behind bars after yet another arrest. We didn’t think it was a competitive sport, but apparently there are leagues. Then, a college teaching assistant gets charged with causing $55K in damages using fart spray. Yes, that’s real. Yes, it made us gag-laugh.

    Then in our second segment, things get extraterrestrial as "some guys" says he is studying a meteorite that grows tentacle-like structures when exposed to light. It’s like The Thing, but wetter and with less lab coats yelling "What the hell is that?!"

    From gas to the galaxy, this episode is stuffed with enough weirdness to make even Conspiracy Bot squirm. Bring nose plugs.

    Listen now before the tentacle rocks learn to sniff back.

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    📌Butt Sniffer

    📌Stink Blaster

    📌Panamanian Space Hentai

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    31 m
  • Scalpel Shenanigans & Sexy Surgery Scandals | 447
    Sep 17 2025

    This week on Hysteria 51, we scrub in for a double dose of medical mayhem that'll leave you saying, "Wait, he did WHAT mid-surgery?!"

    First, we unravel the bizarre case of the surgeon who amputated his own legs and ended up in jail—yes, his own. Was it a botched medical stunt, a dark cry for help, or just the world's worst attempt at PTO?

    Then we dive scalpel-first into the scandal rocking the UK medical world: a doctor who allegedly walked out mid-surgery to go have sex with a nurse. Talk about a different kind of bedside manner...

    Expect scalpels, scandal, and snark as Kevin Crispin of Behind Beautiful Things podcast sits in for David this week to help break down the headlines you won’t believe made it past the triage nurse.

    Weird news meets wild commentary—prescribed weekly, no co-pay required.

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    📌Kinky Nubs

    📌Sex Break

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    46 m
  • Kentucky Testicle Stabbing & the Song That Sweetens Chocolate | 446
    Sep 10 2025

    This week on Hysteria 51, we dive headfirst into a tale of sweet treats and savage scissors—because of course we do.

    First, from the “Why? Just… why?” files: A Kentucky man allegedly broke into his brother’s home and stabbed him in the testicles with scissors. That’s not sibling rivalry—that’s Game of Thrones: Dollar Store Edition. Conspiracy Bot approves so you know it's bad.

    Then things take a gentler turn (thankfully) with the news that listening to a certain song can actually make chocolate taste sweeter. Science finally did something we care about. Is it witchcraft? Synesthesia? A long-lost Willy Wonka track?

    It’s nuts, it's nougat, it’s a rollercoaster of the bizarre. And yes, C-Bot’s making a Spotify playlist to weaponize dessert.

    Listen now—before someone remixes your M&Ms with mayhem.

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    📌Scissor Brothers

    📌Music to your Taste Buds

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    35 m
  • Blurry Hysteria: Cybertruck Missile Launchers & Florida’s Robot Bunny Army | 445
    Sep 3 2025

    This week on Blurry Hysteria, we're plugging into the absurdity matrix with military-grade trucks and carrot-chasing tech.

    First up: The U.S. Air Force has big Elon energy as it considers Tesla Cybertrucks as mobile missile launchers. Because nothing screams “stealth warfare” like a stainless-steel wedge tearing across the desert, ready to launch payloads and post about it on X. Buckle up—this isn’t your grandpa’s Cold War.

    Then it’s off to Florida (because of course it is), where robotic rabbits are being deployed to help test roadside sensors. Yes, Florida is now a place where bunny-bots roam freely in the name of traffic safety. Somewhere, a real rabbit is deeply offended.

    It’s tech gone wild in the best (and worst) ways, and Conspiracy Bot’s already volunteering to be retrofitted with missile pods and bunny ears.

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    📌Cyber Pew Pew

    📌Bunny Bots

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    35 m
  • Blurry Hysteria: Hair Paste & Courtside Chaos | 444
    Aug 27 2025

    This week on Blurry Hysteria, we're brushing up on dental science and throwing shade (and other things) at the WNBA.

    First up: Scientists have discovered that human hair—yes, hair—can be turned into a toothpaste that naturally repairs tooth enamel. Finally, a use for all that shower drain spaghetti! It’s minty, it's weird, and C-Bot already tried to floss with a toupee.

    Then, we head courtside where a New Yorker was arrested for allegedly chucking a sex toy during a WNBA game. The real twist? Prosecutors say crypto bros might be behind a wave of lewd disruptions. Just when you thought meme coins couldn’t get weirder, they start launching rubber projectiles at professional athletes.

    It’s follicle freshness meets frisky felonies in this week's batch of beautifully bonkers headlines.

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    📌Hairy Situation

    📌WNBA Madness

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    36 m