In this episode, we take a sombre detour as the gang of gremlin two discuss what's been weighing on them, Conor's newest tragic development in romance, and the unforeseen consequences of a Grindr gay gone wrong. Elliot reveals his truth in his four year old 1000+ song playlist (yes he was one of those people). Tensions start rising as Conor and Elliot get into a verbal brawl and Conor defames the sound waves in the conclusion with unlimited and powerful amounts of profanity. If you're sensitive to his potty mouth, be prepared for a sewer in the last few minutes!

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Conor's Poetry Book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/cloudburst-collection-poetry-Conor-Bennett/dp/1670430448

Conor’s Main Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/conor_boots/

Conor's Art Instagram: https://instagram.com/conorboots_art?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Elliot's EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/6TmOG4lW7hTTesAskJzwxe?si=I5NybG13Qn-a6MEZbWJCFQ

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We're back for the conclusion on our live reading and review of Conor's debut poetry collection, Cloudburst! As we draw a close of the second half of these ancient tomes (gay book pages) and learn the old ways of power (how to spell), we unlock the secrets of the old millennia (reminisce on a teenage Conor). And make sure you stay till the end to get a sneak peek and one of Conor's newer poems, coming out with his sophomore poetry book later on this year! Keep your eyes peeled, your ears cleaned and your mind foggy! 

As per the last episode, if you really do want to support an amazing, young queer poet then follow the links in the description! You can pick up Cloudburst on Amazon, Waterstones and more, and if you want to keep up with his new poetry book (COMING SOON) you can check out his Instagram (also linked below!), as well as the pod's socials. Happy (or probably sad) listening!

Conor's Poetry Book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/cloudburst-collection-poetry-Conor-Bennett/dp/1670430448

Conor’s Main Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/conor_boots/

Conor's Art Instagram: https://instagram.com/conorboots_art?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrg1c2jcTgc6eSG7jLY8IkQ

Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itsajokepod/

Elliot's EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/6TmOG4lW7hTTesAskJzwxe?si=I5NybG13Qn-a6MEZbWJCFQ

Elliot's Music Instagram: https://instagram.com/elliotgravinamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Welcome to a special-edition episode of the pod! If you aren't already aware, Conor is a poet, and is soon to realise his second poetry book, so we decided to have a read through the girl that started it all off; 'Cloudburst', his first poetry book, published in 2020. Do you like soft and supple, ASMR-adjacent reading? Do you want to be confused on whether or not you're hearing the eulogy for a 19th Century English poet or a creative adaptation of dialogue from 'The Perks of Being A Wallflower'? Do you wanna hear a twink's poetry get critiqued by a slightly more weathered version of himself and his goblin companion? If you answered yes to any of these, you're in for a treat!

In all seriousness though, if you want to support an amazing, queer poet on his ever-growing journey, you can check out 'Cloudburst', available on amazon (linked below!) and keep an eye on Conor's and the pod's socials (also linked below!) to be prepared for his soon to come poetic sequel!

Conor's Poetry Book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/cloudburst-collection-poetry-Conor-Bennett/dp/1670430448

Conor’s Main Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/conor_boots/

Conor's Art Instagram: https://instagram.com/conorboots_art?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrg1c2jcTgc6eSG7jLY8IkQ

Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itsajokepod/

Elliot's EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/6TmOG4lW7hTTesAskJzwxe?si=I5NybG13Qn-a6MEZbWJCFQ

Elliot's Music Instagram: https://instagram.com/elliotgravinamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

In this episode, the goblins are joined by the first guest of the new year and new season, Ali! And speaking of seasoned, Ali recalls their years in the force (attending conventions), the atrocities they witnessed on the battlefield (15 year old cosplayers with leashes) and the abuse of power in the chain of command (the toxicity of the inner cosplay circles). It's safe to say, from the alarming rise in Freddo prices to the chronically online lack of socialisation in the cursed years of the pandemic, there's nothing these DOGS don't cover!

YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrg1c2jcTgc6eSG7jLY8IkQ

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Elliot's EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/6TmOG4lW7hTTesAskJzwxe?si=I5NybG13Qn-a6MEZbWJCFQ

Elliot's Music Instagram: https://instagram.com/elliotgravinamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Conor's Poetry Book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/cloudburst-collection-poetry-Conor-Bennett/dp/1670430448

Conor's Art Instagram: https://instagram.com/conorboots_art?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

What calamity! Are you guys ready to have your ears ripped off? In this episode there's a lot of talking and a lot of singing and a lot of yelling and we're sorry. Elliot briefly dives into something personal, they both tell a long-winded tale of Conor's drunken escapades and about how in the apocalypse the only thing that will be uncovered amongst the rubble is fart noises from this podcast! (Tune in to hear said fart noises x) And, of course, Conor talks for far too long about his current hyperfixa- I mean he opens up about how Victoria Justice and the rest of the cast has had him in a chokehold (much like Meemaw Cain). 

YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrg1c2jcTgc6eSG7jLY8IkQ

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Elliot's EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/6TmOG4lW7hTTesAskJzwxe?si=I5NybG13Qn-a6MEZbWJCFQ

Elliot's Music Instagram: https://instagram.com/elliotgravinamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Conor's Poetry Book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/cloudburst-collection-poetry-Conor-Bennett/dp/1670430448

Conor's Art Instagram: https://instagram.com/conorboots_art?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

In this episode, these two fettered corpses catch up on what has been passing between their few brain cells as of late. Conor touches on the above mentioned (and metaphorical) grip that Ethel Cain the has consistently and impressively had on him. Blessed be the Daughters of Cain, one could say! They make there way from Two Broke Girls to prehistoric cavemen, Conor talks about almost getting knifed and they regale with the alcohol-induced events of the previous night which led to their hungover, Low-Power Mode state they're in for this affair. 

YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrg1c2jcTgc6eSG7jLY8IkQ

Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itsajokepod/

Elliot's EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/6TmOG4lW7hTTesAskJzwxe?si=I5NybG13Qn-a6MEZbWJCFQ

Elliot's Music Instagram: https://instagram.com/elliotgravinamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Conor's Poetry Book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/cloudburst-collection-poetry-Conor-Bennett/dp/1670430448

Conor's Art Instagram: https://instagram.com/conorboots_art?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Welcome back and welcome to the new season of the pod!! We're back, hopefully more organised, and just as deranged as ever! And what a way to start off the new year and new season than to take a reflective look back on the past endeavours that led us to where we are today; our old podcast! I know, how could people so perfect not already have gotten it right the first time ? Well, as they say, gorgeous devours cute and this episode shows, there was some clear and slightly concerning obstacles to overcome before we could become the Emmy nominated, Grammy award winning podcast we are today. There's nothing that makes you feel quite better about yourself like looking back on the embarrassments of a bygone era.

YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrg1c2jcTgc6eSG7jLY8IkQ

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Elliot's EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/6TmOG4lW7hTTesAskJzwxe?si=I5NybG13Qn-a6MEZbWJCFQ

Elliot's Music Instagram: https://instagram.com/elliotgravinamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Conor's Poetry Book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/cloudburst-collection-poetry-Conor-Bennett/dp/1670430448

Conor's Art Instagram: https://instagram.com/conorboots_art?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

This week, Conor and Elliot take a trip down the memory lane to discuss the more serious topic of their own differing coming out experiences, their experience with their labels and the issues with celebrity sexuality speculation, like Kit Connor's publicly pressured coming out. Respect people's sexuality journey or we'll appear in your room and sing an acapella arrangement of Camila Cabello's rendition of 'I'll Be Home For Christmas"!! On a brighter note, they also take a brief break from the bittersweet journey of being queer in this goon-filled world to quiz Elliot on Conor's ten words of the day. And the conclusion: English has so many unnecessarily complex words. Like "pugnacious"?!? Get a grip!! Final question: would you subscribe to Conor's Only Fans if he made one....? Theoretically of course.... just doing some light research....

YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCrg1c2jcTgc6eSG7jLY8IkQ

Follow us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/itsajokepod/

Elliot's EP: https://open.spotify.com/album/6TmOG4lW7hTTesAskJzwxe?si=I5NybG13Qn-a6MEZbWJCFQ

Elliot's Music Instagram: https://instagram.com/elliotgravinamusic?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

Conor's Poetry Book: https://www.amazon.co.uk/cloudburst-collection-poetry-Conor-Bennett/dp/1670430448

Conor's Art Instagram: https://instagram.com/conorboots_art?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=