There are 17 school days and 23 regular days left on my sentence. Every day, I wake up imbued with the spirit of movie version William Wallace. FREEDOM!!!!!

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She’s currently on an expedition at one of the globe’s poles, and I greatly miss her. Will I stay under the heat dome of climate change for true love or follow through with my plans to escape this dusty hellhole?

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“Why did I let this happen?” I said to myself in a face-palm, the second I saw a full blown bag lady. She was wearing some kind of sheet-like dress, green crocs, and sporting stringy weird-looking hair. Her lumpy face (heavily filtered in the photos I had seen) was in fact missing an eye.

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The funny thing about taking tighty whities into battle, the couple of times I’ve tried, is that women don’t quite know how to unwrap the goods. White briefs are almost a chastity belt more so than their colored compatriots.

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I grapple with the ethics of stealing $5 from my dad's wallet.

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I can't bring myself to accept an offer.

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I let my friend down at a pivotal moment.

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I met a 25yo Tiki goddess who fetishized me for being old.

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