In this War of the Roses an AML thinks her husband is cheating after becoming wheelchair bound. They were in a motorcycle accident last year and he's been acting distant ever since her mobility has been limited. Is he cheating? Or is she just overthinking things? Listen to find out!

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Jason Goodman wasn't a fan of this segment, but Jared shared some audio that explained why you should NEVER marry someone solely based on looks. And evidently, Katie's husband Ben is very accepting of her, even with her face falling off.

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Squidward has been rapping Dr. Seuss books ever since Jared and Katie discovered a man on TikTok going viral solely for rapping Dr. Seuss books over rap beats. This time Squidward rapped "Oh Say Can You Say Dinosaurs." How do you think he did?!

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Squidward is back at the courthouses once again seeing what the people are up to! This time some people didn't know why they were there, were at the wrong place, or didn't have much to say to Squid at all...

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A Tesla owner was parked next to another Tesla when he used the app on his phone to unlock his car and drive off. While driving he realized the car wasn't his and his app unlocked the lookalike car next to his!

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Jason Goodman went to a Food Lion looking to score some half-off deals, except nothing went as planned, he left empty handed, and complained to the manager. What happened? Listen to find out!

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Selena Gomez recently said the comments on the internet about her body don't hurt her feelings, but a couple days ago she took those statements back saying she was lying in an attempt to appear strong and unbothered. Stop making fun of Selena and let her be the beautiful (thicc- according to Squid) Queen she is!

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Do you hate Daylight Savings Time??? Well think again. Here's why it's a good thing!

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