Joe Biden leaves the presidential ticket, Kamala Harris smoothly sails into his place — and MAGA starts crying “foul!” on behalf of the 14 million Democrats who voted for Biden only for him to bow out before nomination. Speaking as one of those 14 million, host Tish Durkin would rather be dead than have her vote or voice defended by the Christo-fascist cult that tried to deny the will of the American people in 2020. Whether the president had been replaced by Harris, Gavin Newsom, Gretchen Whitmer, Wes Moore, Josh Shapiro or some other sane, unindicted non-insurrectionist, Durkin would have been absolutely delighted to be “disenfranchised” in such a Trump-thwarting way.

Host Tish Durkin rides the roller coaster that is life as a Democrat since Joe Biden’s implosive debate. First, she loses her mind, and her lunch, at the performance of the glaringly old president. Then she wonders why so much of the what-now conversation has skipped straight over the perfectly good, definitely-not-old vice president. Finally, she arrives at the only conclusion that any normal, small-d democrat can reach: At this point, any number of potential alternatives might or might not run better than Biden — but Biden on a ventilator is better than Donald Trump at his absolute best. Therefore, anyone who is not a delegate, an operative, or a member of the Biden inner circle needs to quit fretting over the question of who would be the best Democratic nominee, and get back to work defeating the worst Republican imaginable.

Host Tish Durkin has said it before and will say it again: ignore the polls. They’re basically bin liner. Lest this sound like happy talk to calm the nerves of Biden supporters freaking out over the bad numbers that are sticking to a good president, consider Michigan — where Biden’s numbers may be artificially good. In that swing state's Democratic primary in February, more than 100,000 Michigan voters backed “uncommitted,” and many insist they remain a definite ‘no' on Joe. This isn’t a game ender, but in a tight race, it could be a game changer. Yet this does not show up in public polls, in which Biden’s numbers are the same as they were before the October 7 Hamas attacks. So: beware the polls. Better yet, ignore them.