Episodios

  • Ep. 311 The Shallows: “The Tale of the SHARKuterie Board”
    Jul 31 2024

    Kim tells Ket about the Sammy pick, The Shallows! Join our Facebook group and Patreon to be a part of the next episode movie poll! Kim comes correct with all the couch measurements we could ever need. However, the sizing is a tad off when asked to put an arm sleeve on their legs because unlike Blake Lively, both girls have leg legs, not arm legs. Neither girl wants to end up the cherry on top of the dead whale sundae. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Shallows.

    Dir. Jaume Collet-Serra

    Writer Anthony Jaswinski


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    https://www.restingwitchspace.com/


    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

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    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


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    2 h y 29 m
  • Ep. 310 Hereditary: “The Tale of 4-Day Work Weeks in Hell” with special guest D!
    Jul 24 2024

    Kim tells the infamous D, aka her boyfriend Nnamdi, about Hereditary, while Ket is in the UK trying to figure out how to move her cat children there. Kim is starting a petition to demand Toni Collette receive a retroactive Oscar for this role, while D is starting a demon union to get workers’ rights in hell. Also, we learn that D is safe from hauntings and possessions because he would bore the ghosts and demons away by asking them too many questions. Most importantly, we’ll learn if D will live or die in Hereditary.

    Writ/Dir Ari Aster


    Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:

    www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    Listen to Kim & Ket on The Daily Zeitgeist: https://open.spotify.com/episode/28acWUN1RW6lJs93BiteYU


    KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!

    "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"

    www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast


    Resting Witch Space - Ket's Witch Supply Shoppes:

    https://www.restingwitchspace.com/


    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast

    Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


    Listen to season 1 of our horror trivia pod!

    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR

    link.chtbl.com/kkstc


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    2 h y 50 m
  • Ep. 309 Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre: “The Tale of Gettin’ Sharkansassy”
    Jul 17 2024

    Ket couldn’t handle the survivors guilt (nor contain her thirst for revenge) after Kim told her Thankskilling in episode 275. So, when a Sammie in the ‘Sammies Stay Alive… Maybe’ Facebook group dropped this gem into the chat… Ket knew what she had to do. This movie did a lot of things. But the most egregious thing was turning Ket into a bro dude DEMANDING boobies and sexploitation. It’s a dark time. Hey, at least they got a new piece of merch out of it. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Sharkansas Women’s Prison Massacre.

    Dir. Jim Wynorski

    Writer Jim Wynorski, William Dever, Corey Landis


    Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:

    www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!

    "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"

    www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast


    Resting Witch Space - Ket's Witch Supply Shoppes:

    https://www.restingwitchspace.com/


    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast

    Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


    Listen to season 1 of our horror trivia pod!

    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR

    link.chtbl.com/kkstc


    Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    2 h y 32 m
  • Ep. 308 Abigail: “The Tale of the Unbreakable Pinky Swear”
    Jul 10 2024

    Kim tells Ket about Abigail, WRITTEN BY DEAR FRIEND OF THE POD, GUY BUSIIIIIIIIIIIICK! The girls do their best to navigate the black market. Ketryn takes “disciplining” Dan Stevens VERY seriously… and sexily. And yet again, the girls go full “Renfield” when a vampire is involved. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Abigail.

    Dir. Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett

    Writers Guy Busick, Stephen Shields


    Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:

    www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!

    "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"

    www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast


    Resting Witch Space - Ket's Witch Supply Shoppes:

    https://www.restingwitchspace.com/


    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast

    Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


    Listen to season 1 of our horror trivia pod!

    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR

    link.chtbl.com/kkstc


    Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    3 h y 8 m
  • Ep. 307 A Nightmare on Elm Street 5, The Dream Child: “The Tale of Fred T. Krueger”
    Jul 3 2024

    Ket tells Kim the 5th Nightmare on Elm Street for Arik’s belated birthday episode. The Sammies are shaking in their boots to find out if Ket will tear to shreds yet another one of their favorite 80s slashers! The girls give kudos to Mark for his emotional intelligence… not his acting, though. Kim saves the day by pushing in a loose brick, otherwise known as “unpulling.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child.

    Dir. Stephen Hopkins

    Writers Wes Craven, John Skipp, Craig Spector, Leslie Bohem


    Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:

    www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!

    "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"

    www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast


    Resting Witch Space - Ket's Witch Supply Shoppes:

    https://www.restingwitchspace.com/


    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast

    Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


    Listen to season 1 of our horror trivia pod!

    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR

    link.chtbl.com/kkstc


    Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    2 h y 50 m
  • Ep. 306 Immaculate: “The Tale of the Narrator”
    Jun 26 2024

    Ket tells Kim about the new release starring Sydney Sweeney, Immaculate. Get your pearls ready because they’ll need to be clutched! Throughout, the girls have 3 questions to answer: What would you do? What does the character do? And of course, what would Jesus do? Also, if anyone is putting on the Passion Play this year, Kim is AVAIL TO PLAY MARY! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Immaculate.

    Dir. Michael Mohan

    Writer Andrew Lobe


    Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:

    www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!

    "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"

    www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast


    Resting Witch Space - Ket's Witch Supply Shoppes:

    https://www.restingwitchspace.com/


    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast

    Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


    Listen to season 1 of our horror trivia pod!

    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR

    link.chtbl.com/kkstc


    Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    2 h y 40 m
  • Ep. 305 Sissy: “The Tale of a ‘West Memphis 3’ Themed Bachelorette Party”
    Jun 19 2024

    Kim tells Ket about Sissy. Oh, Cecilia! You’re breakin’ my heart! You’re shakin’ my confidence, baby! The most horrifying part of this whole telling was Kim thinking that Ketryn didn’t already have big plans for the bachelorette party she demands to throw her, one day. We also discover that if committing a murder and going on the run would get Ket out of the social media rat race, she’d ask “where’s the chainsaw.” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Sissy.

    Dir. Hannah Barlowe, Kane Senes

    Writers Kane Senes, Hannah Barlowe


    Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:

    www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!

    "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"

    www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast


    Resting Witch Space - Ket's Witch Supply Shoppes:

    https://www.restingwitchspace.com/


    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast

    Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


    Listen to season 1 of our horror trivia pod!

    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR

    link.chtbl.com/kkstc


    Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network


    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    2 h y 40 m
  • Ep. 304 Late Night with the Devil: “The Tale of the Uncrapable Creepy Crapbag”
    Jun 12 2024

    Ket tells Kim about the new release, Late Night with the Devil. And Heeeeeeeeere’s Abraxas! The girls have encountered an older Creepy Crapbag… but a full bag of crap, nonetheless. But listen, the show must go on! However, the girls have pretty solidly landed on leaving the adoption of possessed children to… NOT THEM! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Late Night with the Devil.

    Writers/Dir. Cameron Cairnes, Colin Cairnes


    Support the girls on PATREON for some sweet BONE CON (bonus content) at:

    www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe


    KKSAM Facebook Discussion Group!!

    "Sammies Stay Alive... Maybe"

    www.facebook.com/groups/kksampodcast


    Resting Witch Space - Ket's Witch Supply Shoppes:

    https://www.restingwitchspace.com/


    Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com

    Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com

    Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast

    Rock with the girls on Tik Tok: @kksampodcast

    Book the face of the girls on Facebook: @kksampodcast

    Wear the shirts of the girls from the MERCH Store: kimandketstayalivemaybe.threadless.com

    Ok we'll see ourselves out.

    Thanks for listening!

    xo and #StayAlive,

    K&K


    Listen to season 1 of our horror trivia pod!

    KIM AND KET’S SURVIVE THE CELLAR

    link.chtbl.com/kkstc


    Proud members of the Dread Podcast Network

    See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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    2 h y 4 m