Gennifer Zs, give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses for we are gonna light your soul aflame with PATRIOTISM! It’s the 4TH OF JULY and what better way to celebrate than to gift you with the most iconic Miss Thing we’ve done yet: Lady Liberty! In this ep, we find out just how far Tim will go to eat chocolate at a white elephant party even if it means seriously injuring himself, and Greg won’t be beating those Armie Hammer doppelgänger allegations anytime soon after delving into his past as “a biter.” The boys also open up about the lawsuit that started this pod, sing their favorite verses from Camila Cabello’s new album, and predict what they think will happen in July. (DISCLAIMER: This was definitely filmed in July and not at all in early June.) Other beautiful moments include: Tim witnessing a 17-year-old woman completely own Michael B. Jordan, Greg chewing on Charli XCX’s masterpiece ‘Brat’ (and chewing on another masterpiece: his own arm), Tim becoming the star of a now-infamous Nest Cam video (Nest Cam, sponsor us!!), Greg’s uncanny resemblance to a plastic bag, and both boys coming out as “anti-cob.” Corn on the cob that is! Now slap on your crowns and make sure your torch is absolutely flaming, queens, ‘cause America, America!? Miss Thing shed her grace on thee! Oh yeah, please send your prayers to Lance Bass for his safe return from space. And if you feel so inclined, send a message to Greg’s close personal friend Jeff Bezos. We have a feeling he might be behind this whole situation... BONK!

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Miss Thing with Greg & Tim is created, executive produced, and hosted by Greg Trimmer and Tim Zientek. Produced and edited by Benji Simons. Cover art was created by Claude Zeins.

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