["My Way"] Melrose Maniacs, assemble! In this episode of the MELROSE MADNESS podcast, hosts Lisa & Wayne sift through the happenings in Melrose Place season 1 episode 7, with the stalwart support of producers Ilana & Chris. This one's heavy on food (if you couldn't tell from our title), and your guides on this wild ride become captivated by a mystery meal a la Dr. Michael Mancini. In other news, Sandy falls victim to the least likely 90s harasser, Billy and his Campbell progenitors display their utter crappiness, and answering machine politics come into play. (Also, what is an answering machine anyway?) Join us! 0:00:00 A watershed moment: First scheme, first Bad Dad/Business Daddy 0:03:30 Change, but then not 0:04:41 Pasta Mancini (and a busted leg) 0:07:28 Michael is cooking … “something” 0:16:04 Interruptions of the feline variety 0:17:00 Things we gained in the fire 0:23:33 Conspiracy theory: Jane sabotaged dinner 0:26:08 Jane, the original schemer? 0:29:10 Chili fuck, revisited 0:31:10 Bringing it back around to Pasta Mancini 0:33:16 The problem with Sandy 0:35:44 Affirmations repudiated 0:36:06 Doing things your way … like an asshole 0:37:18 An unlikely source for sexual harassment 0:39:46 Jake’s dangerous invitation, Sandy’s empowerment 0:42:01 Rhonda, receiving (and giving) assholery 0:46:10 Matt takes the cake 0:48:52 Jake is such a big asshole 0:49:22 Billy & the Palm Springs Kidnapping 0:51:02 Let’s talk about Mrs. Campbell 0:52:19 The Billy & Alison Problem 0:53:40 Food: Mrs. Campbell & the special event dessert 1:00:02 Billy vs. Mrs. Seinfeld/Billy vs. the truth 1:04:02 Enjoy the wackiness while it lasts 1:05:00 Billy, the Incredible Sulk (again) 1:06:15 Commercial break 1:07:01 Billy & Alison: Wayne has questions 1:18:15 The worst thing Alison did 1:22:02 Extra of the week: Judge-y statues 1:22:44 Quotations 1:26:10 Billy’s assholery revisited: Flowers and dick-flaps (and Wayne is dying) 1:29:01 It’s Melrose Places all the way down 1:32:39 A final quotation and the poignance of Sandy Credit for the commercials - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Music provided by RockSounds: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCDCrpV76YhBzQkOSrvnRa1A - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -