Halloween is almost here, y’all! And since it’s the spookiest week of the year (or is that NEXT week, because of what’s happening on November 5th here in the States?), so this episode is titled, “Minced Deer Ankles Mixed with Raccoon Ass.”

You’ll have to listen to the show to find out where THAT delectable title came from.

Hosts FrankenDale and DracuScott are in their secret underground haunted lair talking about monsters who don’t return their shopping carts; naive lottery winners who think they can retire on $400K; the passing of Tootsie’s Teri Garr and The Love Boat’s Jack Jones; this year’s list of the top baby names; the honest to goodness Beetlejuice house is available for an overnight stay through AirBnB (did you know it’s located in New Jersey?!); someone disturbingly creative taste-tested the new-ish Chicken Big Mac; Chilean Sea Bass crackers are a thing for awhile; the coolest sports bar in the U.S. just so happens to be in Dallas; tons of people are suing the airlines for the coldest, deadliest, and dumbest reasons; and, lots more scarily-silly pop culture news and views for this Halloween week.

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Oh, and beware forewarned, dear mortals—your ghoulish hosts will be on vacation during election week. The next new episode drops on November 13.