Let’s ride, Gennifer Zs. You wanna guess the Miss Thing of the week? Then go ahead and put on your lacy black underwear with the little bows (the ones we got you from Tokyo) and split your apple down symmetrical lines because we’re finally giving it up for THE icon/young girl from Essex, queen of working things out on remixes, 365 party girl herself, and ultimate brat — CHARLI XCX. In this ep, Tim recalls the time when he became so Julia and got hit on while having a literal door strapped to his back while Greg looks back to a time he accidentally secondhand smoked a hard substance from a man in a public restroom. Other highlights include: The moment a new friend turned a simple compliment into an impossible quiz, a very delayed Love Island USA binge, the fraught discovery of the birth place of Paul F. Tompkins, and Tim bravely admitting to a recent prank he pulled on Greg. The boys also discuss lid lifts, neck lifts, how all Robs are evil, and for the first time ever are literally saved by a 1-800 number. And as if it weren’t already so confusing sometimes to be a podcast girl, Greg and Tim also put up with multiple technical difficulties, a man banging on their door holding a butter knife, and two fire alarms going off that ultimately result in them having to evacuate the building. Now Hodor brothers and sisters, fall in love again and again as you drive all night listening b2b to this truly chaotic episode where everything goes wrong. Never forget: crack is whack. BONK!

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Topangas and Topangos, are you ready to get 30 Rock hard and have a Date Night with us ‘cause this week’s Miss Thing is the brainiac, TV hostess with the mostest, and ultimate Bossypants: TINA FEY! In this ep, Greg remembers the time he wowed the judges (New Jersey Board of Education) with a once in a lifetime score on the listening portion of a state-wide exam while Tim recalls the shocking time he was confronted by his boyfriend’s worrying preference for sitting on the same side of the table in public. Other highlights include: a love letter to the women of Topanga Canyon, a tip of the cap to Wild Thang AKA the reigning “World’s Ugliest Dog,” Tim coming out as a summer brat and a black widow, Greg coming out as a winter soldier and an arachnophobic, and the boys playing the game “Who are you in the movie ‘Best in Show’?” They also debate the age old question “gif” (hard g sound) or “gif” (hard j sound), talk about the most fabulous kind of key — a tiny one with a big ladle attached to it, and Tim surprises Greg live on pod with cheddar bay biscuits from the famously bankrupt food establishment Red Lobster. Now push your thickest framed glasses up your nose and salute the Chris Americas in your life as the boys wax poetic about *the* Pennsylvania Queen. Oh, and to any network executive listening, please greenlight Greg’s show “Finding Tina Fey.” Claw, you’re welcome. BONK!

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Enchanté, Gennifer Zs! Let’s cut to les chase mes amours, you better go warm up those ligaments so you don’t get the twisties ‘cause on this very special OLYMPICS EDITION of the pod we are celebrating the G.O.A.T, the queen of gymnastics, and this week’s Miss Thing — SIMONE BILES! In this ep, Tim remembers the time he popped off in a competitive game of champagne pong that had life changing consequences while Greg definitely feels stronger than yesterday as he reminisces about the time he danced too hard and accidentally ended up ruining a valuable family heirloom. Other highlights include: Greg listing his many uncanny similarities to Larry David, Tim praising his leg zit, Greg playing the game “Gold, Silver, Bronze Miss Thing (French Edition)” which is a name that easily rolls off the tongue, and Tim playing the iconic new this or that game “Athlete or Personality.” The boys also gab about “fear of the ball,” “smelly ice,” and guess which Drag Race challenge they each would go home on. Now cool down with a rocket popsicle, cover your ankles from that new breed of mosquitos, and fuel up with some Wheaties (which we may or may not be on the box of by the time this episode airs) as we pole vault on over to France for the 2024 Olympics! And of course don’t forget to drink your milk (American Dairy Association, feel free to sponsor us!) BONK!

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Junebugs! Put down your Sharp Objects ‘cause our Miss Thing this week has been American Hustling her way into our Big Eyes ever since she first Enchanted us with her Drop Dead Gorgeous face! That’s right, Julie & Julia’s, by now you have no Doubt guessed it. This week, we’re talking about The Master(ista) herself — AMY friggin’ ADAMS! In this episode, Greg takes a drive down memory lane back to the Uber ride from hell, while Tim sails into choppy waters to recount the time his friend Tara gave the performance of a lifetime and won the acclaimed title of “International Prankster.” The boys also give tips on how to successfully flirt, pitch on what to give someone who gifts you leftover Panda Express, and debate what the proper sitting position for Greg should be on the couch. Other highlights include: Tim falling in love with his neighbor who likes to walk around with a butter knife, Greg praising one of his top three favorite films - Practical Magic (which he has never actually finished), Tim’s tendency to Jingle Jangle, and Greg’s scary encounter with an AI robot that doesn’t seem to compute the concept of necks. They also play “Who is Reese and Who is Nicole,” try to predict what Amy Adams' upcoming movie Nightbitch will be about, and play the iconic new game “Talented or Relying on Red.” Now get ready for the Arrival of the best damn pod to hit your ears this year/century! Th4nk5 4 l1st3ning G3nn1f3r Zs. Night… bitch! BONK!

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Break out your finest tuxedos and ball gowns Gennifer Zs because it’s Shen Yun season, baby! But then again, when is it not?! That’s right, this week’s Miss Thing is none other than the most famous billboard star in the world — SHEN YUN! In this deranged episode of the pod, Greg talks about a doomed DIY production of "The Nutcracker" that he starred in and directed in kindergarten while Tim looks back on his first kiss with a future Dallas cheerleader during the world’s most romantic movie “Van Helsing.” The boys also guess which body parts of theirs will be the last to go, Greg recovers from being attacked by a leaf blower, and Tim frantically tries to come up with a gift for Greg’s upcoming birthday. Other highlights include: Greg realizing live on pod that he’s dressed like a Panera Bread employee, Tim doing high kicks over Vanessa Williams’ new hit “Legs (Keep Dancing)”, a unique culinary experience in Boston that gave Greg the blues, and Tim pitching what he thinks will be SJP’s next Golden-Globe winning role. Now raise your Summer Berry Waterloo’s and salute all the Olivia’s in your life who took one for the team by dating closeted gay boys. And if you ever run into Shen Yun’s publicist please tell her we are looking for her specific type of representation. We have a "Death Becomes Her" reboot to write that’s going to save Hollywood! BONK!

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Gennifer Zs, give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses for we are gonna light your soul aflame with PATRIOTISM! It’s the 4TH OF JULY and what better way to celebrate than to gift you with the most iconic Miss Thing we’ve done yet: Lady Liberty! In this ep, we find out just how far Tim will go to eat chocolate at a white elephant party even if it means seriously injuring himself, and Greg won’t be beating those Armie Hammer doppelgänger allegations anytime soon after delving into his past as “a biter.” The boys also open up about the lawsuit that started this pod, sing their favorite verses from Camila Cabello’s new album, and predict what they think will happen in July. (DISCLAIMER: This was definitely filmed in July and not at all in early June.) Other beautiful moments include: Tim witnessing a 17-year-old woman completely own Michael B. Jordan, Greg chewing on Charli XCX’s masterpiece ‘Brat’ (and chewing on another masterpiece: his own arm), Tim becoming the star of a now-infamous Nest Cam video (Nest Cam, sponsor us!!), Greg’s uncanny resemblance to a plastic bag, and both boys coming out as “anti-cob.” Corn on the cob that is! Now slap on your crowns and make sure your torch is absolutely flaming, queens, ‘cause America, America!? Miss Thing shed her grace on thee! Oh yeah, please send your prayers to Lance Bass for his safe return from space. And if you feel so inclined, send a message to Greg’s close personal friend Jeff Bezos. We have a feeling he might be behind this whole situation... BONK!

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She’s here, there’s nothing we fear, ‘cause you KNOW that the POD will go on and on (forever)! By “she” of course we mean the legend, the icon, the vocal athlete, Miss Thing of the week… Celine Dion!!! In this ep, Tim recalls the time he booked the part of the murderer in the classic John Cusack film “Identity” while Greg pleads his innocence after being falsely accused of putting a cat in the hood of his car. Is that it? Wait… it’s all coming back to us now! There’s the double whammy discovery of Tim’s headgear AND sleepwalking, Greg shares an unexpected karaoke song that is sure to win the straights over, Tim tells the story of when he almost crashed his car when an unwanted guest (with killer legs) appeared on his windshield, and Greg sends love to forever cultural icons Nelly Furtado and “croissant girl with braces” on TikTok! The boys also settle the famous debate: “Which one of us is Barbra and which one of us is Celine?” This episode asks some of the most hard hitting, unanswerable questions of our time like: can you name three Halsey songs? Now pop your headphones in, settle into your KLM Airlines flight (KLM please sponsor us!) and blast some Celine Dion power ballads in your ears. Oh and don’t forget to shout out all the Chrises in your life. BONK!

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Play, come on, DJ, play this POD because this week’s Miss Thing is quite literally months in the making! Gennifer Zs, are you ready to DANCE AGAIN? ‘Cause we’re throwing a very special “J-LO-lapalooza!” In this ep, Tim bravely admits to networking with a world class scammer who has a love for Chloë Sevigny while Greg soberly comes clean about the time he got completely wasted off an unexpected beverage when his sister was visiting. Other highlights include: Tim single-white-femaling his new idol: Linda from Venice, Greg snubbing his forever idol: Neve Campbell, Tim having his very own meet cute with J Lo, and Greg giving props to one particularly stunning aspect of Kylie Minogue’s live show. The boys also go in on which pop girlies’ hair best represents their own, dive into their inability to nap, perfectly nail Irish accents, and share a moment of genuine awe while spotting a new baby hummingbird. Now Enough is ENOUGH! Grab your hat and cane, get ON THE FLOOR, and raise your Delola cocktail (Delola, we beg you, please sponsor us) as we celebrate the indestructible Jenny from the Block aka LOLA — according to one person that Tim talked to once. BONK!

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