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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are taking down crime with our trusty WWI baton and duct tape. We watched the 2009 film from Peter Stebbings, Defendor.

Who watches the watchmen? Well, in this case, it’s a decked out Woody Harrelson with a troubled past and a taste for taking down crime. Evildoers, you’ve been warned.

Is he the Batman that many of us might wish were actually real? No. Can’t say that he is. But would any of us actually want any of those bad guys running around and creating havoc? I think not.

I’ll take my Defendor, thank you. And you’ll have this episode featuring a pretty badass wannabe superhero.

(Recorded on June 19, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Defendor - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Defendor trailer - YouTube

Woody Harrelson — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kat Dennings — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kick-Ass (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Super (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Superman (1978) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Tom Hanks: Hollywood Star and Typewriter Enthusiast - Typewriters.com

Con Air (1997) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Gran Torino (2008) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Best Co-Pilot Max | r/aww - Reddit

Madame Web (2024) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Peter Stebbings — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Elliot Page — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Iron Man (2008) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are taking a pipe wrench to crime’s face. We watched the 2010 film from James Gunn, Super.

Suit up, dear listeners! Now is not the time to be complacent. There’s crime happening every dang day, and we’re going to be the ones to take down that crime. This holy mission has been given to us by weird hentai God.

Bad guys aren’t going to know what hit them. And what’s going to hit them, over and over in the brain, is a metal wrench. Or freaking Wolverine claws. Or just a straight up pipe bomb.

Find your bad-assest suit, recruit your most loyal (and deranged) sidekick, and teach crime why it shouldn’t mess with the likes of the good guys!

(Recorded on May 08, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Super - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Super trailer - YouTube

James Gunn — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Slither (2006) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Rainn Wilson — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Elliot Page — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kevin Bacon — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Liv Tyler — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Nathan Fillion — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Batman Returns (1992) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kick-Ass (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Léon: The Professional (1994) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Guardians of the Galaxy (2014) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Jean-Claude Van Damme — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Jenna Fischer — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ryan Reynolds — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are probably going to get their asses kicked trying to stop some actual villains. We watched the 1999 film from Kinka Usher, Mystery Men.

Oh, the superheroes we all know and love. We’ve got Spider-man. We’ve got Wonder Woman. We’ve got Iron Man, Batman, and Captain Marvel.

And, of course, the most well-known and -loved of them all: the Blue Raja.

What, you’ve never heard of Blue Raja, you say? Nor The Shoveler or The Bowler or The Spleen? Dear friends, listen to this episode and learn all about the greatest worst hero team of them all: the Mystery Men!

(Recorded on May 01, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Mystery Men - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Mystery Men trailer - YouTube

Ben Stiller — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Hank Azaria — The Movie Database (TMDB)

William H. Macy — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Greg Kinnear — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Geoffrey Rush — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kel Mitchell — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Paul Reubens — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Janeane Garofalo — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Wes Studi — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Tom Waits — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Power Rangers (2017) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Harley Quinn (TV Series 2019- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kick-Ass (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Smash Mouth - Wikipedia

Happy Gilmore (1996) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Flaming Carrot Comics - Wikipedia

Kinka Usher — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are telling crime to go screw itself. We watched the 2010 film from Matthew Vaughn, Kick-Ass.

Getting stabbed, flying around in a machine gun jetpack, toppling a giant mafia organization… It’s all in a day’s work for your average hero.

And believe me when I tell you that this hero is most definitely average. Does he have superpowers? Does he have some dark origin story involving the murder of a family member? Is he even particularly good at fighting bad guys?

The answer is nope. That’s not going to stop Kick-Ass, and you can be damn sure it’s not going to stop us from talking about this film. Strap in and enjoy!

(Recorded on April 24, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Kick-Ass - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kick-Ass trailer - YouTube

Myspace - Wikipedia

Matthew Vaughn — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Argylle (2024) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

True Lies (1994) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Kick-Ass 2 (2013) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Batman (TV Series 1966–1968) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Nicolas Cage — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are trying to stay as quiet as possible while the world is ending. We watched the 2024 film from Michael Sarnoski, A Quiet Place: Day One.

I think there’s a non-zero amount of people who think they can survive an alien invasion like the one shown in this film. I’m here to say that there’s a good chance that’s not true.

In fact, there’s a 100% chance that your trusty podcast hosts would die within the first few minutes. Would we even make it past thirty seconds? Don’t get your hopes up.

I don’t think any of us are as badass as Samira from this film. I’m hoping that we won’t ever have to find out. What you can do is enjoy this thrilling episode of the podcast!

(Recorded on July 03, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

A Quiet Place: Day One - The Movie Database (TMDB)

A Quiet Place: Day One trailer - YouTube

A Quiet Place (2018) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

A Quiet Place Part II (2021) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Doesthedogdie.com

Lupita Nyong’o — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Joseph Quinn — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Djimon Hounsou — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

John Krasinski — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Stranger Things (TV Series 2016- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are traveling through space to save the universe from the dreaded Emperor Ming. We watched the 1980 film from Mike Hodges, Flash Gordon.

What do a former football player, a Swedish knight who challenges Death to a chess match, and a fiddler on the roof all have in common? They’re all in this absolutely bonkers B-movie!

I don’t want to give too much of this one away. Rest assured, though, that watching this film at the right time in one’s life could be a formative experience. By the time the credits roll, you won’t be the same person.

Listen in to discover what we ranked this month’s B-movie. Will is be brilliant, a flunder, or the ever-dreaded blunder?

(Recorded on April 17, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Flash Gordon - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Flash Gordon trailer - YouTube

Star Wars (1977) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Batman (TV Series 1966–1968) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Heavy Metal (1981) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Fifty Shades of Grey (2015) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Not Another Teen Movie (2001) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sam J. Jones — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Topol — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Danilo Donati — The Movie Database (TMDB)

(Danilo was the brilliant costume designer for this movie. A tip of the hat to his brilliant work!)

Max von Sydow — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ted (2012) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Girl Next Door (2004) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Caddyshack (1980) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Psycho Goreman (2020) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Turbo Kid (2015) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Sharktopus (2010) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Queen (band) - Wikipedia

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are back to fighting the freaking Empire… erm, I mean the First Order. We watched the 2015 film from J.J. Abrams, Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens.

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… evil space dictatorships just won’t stay put down. Just when you think the magic space wizards have established peace, someone comes along with an enormous, planet-destroying laser weapon.

It’s enough to make you want to pick up your fearsome laser sword and start hacking down some bastards. Is it too much to ask for just an eternity of peace and prosperity amongst all the connected planets?

But oh no, there’s always a whiny man-boy who just has to ruin it for everybody instead of going to see a therapist about his daddy issues. This is why we can’t have nice things! For the love of Chewie, just one nice thing!

(Recorded on April 03, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Star Wars The Force Awakens - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Star Wars (1977) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Star Wars Rebels (TV Series 2014–2018) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

BB-8 | Wookieepedia - Fandom

The Mandalorian (TV Series 2019- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ahsoka (TV Series 2023- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Return of the Jedi (1983) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Hayden Christensen — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire (2024) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Father of the Bride (1991) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Father of the Bride (2022) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Fanboys (2009) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Mark Hamill — The Movie Database (TMDB)

John Boyega — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Harrison Ford — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Peter Mayhew — The Movie Database (TMDB)

John Williams — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Michael Keaton — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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On the podcast this time, Steven and Sean are racing to fend off the greatest threat in all the galaxy. We watched the 1977 film from George Lucas, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope.

So you’re just hanging out on your moisture farm. You’ve got nothing much to look forward to except heading out to Toschi Station to get some power converters. Your life looks like it’s laid out in front of you already.

What’s a young person to do when the most demanding mission in anyone’s life falls into your lap? If you’re Luke Skywalker, you lightsaber up, bring along your trusty droids, and head out into your grand destiny.

Will you be able to meet the lofty expectations set out before you, or will you crumble under the weight of your impossible tasks? There’s only one way to find out…

(Recorded on March 18, 2024)

Links to Stuff We Mentioned:

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope - The Movie Database (TMDB)

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope trailer - YouTube

Star Wars: The Bad Batch (TV Series 2021- ) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Star Wars: The Clone Wars (TV Series 2008–2020) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Changes in Star Wars re-releases - Wikipedia

Project 4K77 | The Star Wars Trilogy

Spaceballs (1987) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Disaster Movie (2008) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Ben Burtt — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Alec Guinness — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

The Empire Strikes Back (1980) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Return of the Jedi (1983) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

George Lucas — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Raiders of the Lost Ark (1981) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Carrie Fisher — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Debbie Reynolds — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Jaws (1975) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

Pillow Talk (1959) — The Movie Database (TMDB)

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