Jon made it home, and Eric's away. Telegram has a zero day 'EvilVideo' allowing APK installation, and Crowdstrike's content update outage over the past weekend that caused mayhem. For fun we have a new game from Panic and the State Hall of the Austrian National Library.

• 0:00 - Intro
• 7:47 - Telegram Zero Day
• 12:22 - Crowdstrike Content Update
• 30:43 - Thank Goodness
• 32:51 - State Hall

Jon's about done with travel, Eric's about done with nothing. Quick Snowflake/Ticketmaster recap (Eric got his Ticketmaster breach notification). AT&T shared "nearly all" phone numbers with hackers (Eric got his AT&T breach notification). Squarespace shared unauthorized access to cryptocurrency domains. The football field sized ISS is set to burn up on re-entry in 2030 and potentially great news for brain cancer patients.

• 0:00 - Introduction
• 6:30 - Ticket-remaster
• 9:44 - All your ATT are belong to Hackers
• 15:56 - Squarespace Domain #FAIL
• 21:02 - Impending Death of the ISS
• 24:07 - Brain Cancer Hope

Jon is away on vacation and Eric retreats from the heat. The FCC is cracking down on a robocall purveyor and the DoJ takes down an RT 'botnet' of fake social media accounts. Eric gets an unprompted 5* review to brighten his day, and Jon visits 'the largest ancient castle in the world.'

• 0:00 - Intro
• 11:53 - Mandatory FCC Block
• 17:58 - RT Botnet Takedown
• 23:55 - HashCheck *****
• 26:54 - Prague Castle

Jon makes some hay, Eric goes to a ball game. Authy inadvertently plays fast and loose with an API while polyfill.io loses control of their javascript, but Cloudflare steps in to save the day. Old man Eric rejoices in advances in hearing science and Jon discovers what Denisovans ate for dinner.

• 0:00 - Introduction
• 9:43 - Authy API Ooops
• 13:42 - polyfill.io Ooops
• 21:04 - Supercharged Hearing
• 24:26 - Denisovan Dinner

Eric returns from vacation and Jon makes Hay. Microsoft retires its under sea data center experiment, YouTube attempts to get artists onboard for AI Music, Apple may (or may not) be compliant with the DMA, and a Krebs master class in OSInt. Sleep cleans your brain, and how to make hay.

• 0:00 - Intro
• 13:24 - No More Barnacled Servers
• 16:36 - AI Composer
• 25:05 - Schrödinger's Compliance
• 31:34 - Krebs Brings Receipts
• 39:08 - Clean Your Brain
• 43:51 - Makin' Hay

Eric is on vacation, so Jon is up late. Panera lost some employee data and Snowflake is updating stuff. Eric enjoys the South Pacific Epcot while Jon looks forward to going to a library.

• 0:00 - Introduction
• 9:09 - Panera Fallout
• 12:04 - Snowflake Fallout
• 18:22 - Polynesian Cultural Center
• 23:14 - Klementinum

Eric graduates his last, and Jon hosts a field trip. Club Penguin fans post inside documents from Disney (among others) and Apple announces how they will securely and privately execute LLMs in the cloud. Wyoming nuclear power plant breaks ground, the Civ7 trailer is released, and Astronaut William Anders passes away in his plane.

• 0:00 - Intro
• 14:32 - Bad Penguins
• 21:10 - Private Cloud Compute
• 32:28 - Nuclear Wyoming
• 35:51 - Civilization VII
• 36:37 - William Anders

Eric says goodbye (sorta) to Coke Zero just in time for Chaos Week; aka Last Child Graduating High School. Jon cleans out his barn and discovers the bees are making him honey. Polish Hackers call out train repair shenanigans and Ticketmaster loses 560 million(ish?) user accounts due to(?) a Snowflake database misconfiguration? So many questions. Panamanian islands are "sinking" and China lands on the moon (again). Jon listens to a new "Harry Potter meets Ender's Game meets Ready Player One" book series and now Eric is spending more money on books.

• 0:00 - Introduction
• 12:00 - Polish Train Hackers
• 20:22 - Ticketmaster hack?
• 22:37 - Snowflake hack?
• 25:36 - Panama's Carribbean Relocation
• 27:51 - China lands on the Moon
• 29:32 - Warformed: Stormweaver