Schisms! Does it make sense to have an alien abduction story when you're already in space and hanging out with aliens 24/7? Does it make sense to have an episode where there's not much else to it other than the thinly veiled mystery? Does it make sense for an android to compose and recite dank-ass poetry about his cat? The answer to one of these questions is an emphatic yes. The others? Uh...

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Intro theme song: Earl Grey (Hot!) by Nate Tang

"What happened during this airdate?" song: Around the Sun by Nate Tang

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0:00 - Intro

7:47 - Around the Sun

14:33 - Sponsors

25:10 - Episode recap and discussion

1:11:19 - Mailbag

1:17:32- Outro