Welcome to Nearly Non Fiction.

A show about history that could have happened by people who could have been there, but it didn't and they weren't.

Nearly Non Fiction was funded in part by the Bulkley Valley Communcity Arts Council in Smithers, British Columbia.

Are you a writer?

Are you lazy?

Have you procrastinated today?

Did you just scroll away?

Well don't!

The scientists* at the Canadian Freedom Initiative have found a program to help would-be writers finish part of their manuscript to bring with you to parties and show off to friends!

This Procrastiwriting Workshop will teach you to put pen to paper in due time.

Produced by Haasen Pod

Voicework by Greg Young

Written by Ichabody De La Rue

Hot on the tails of the Berklee College of Music Songwriting Competition, Mayor Van Bruuts needed a claim to fame.

Finally an answer as to why Smithereens love their noontime siren.

Narrated by Pamela Haasen

Additional voice work by Greg Young and Ichabod De La Rue

Produced by Haasen Pod

Bath Time For Cutie Pie by The Handsome Pand Band

Railroadin' by Ichabod De La Rue et Monsieur Somberlio

Funding for this episode was provided by The Bulkley Valley Commuity Arts Council

What? You scroll past the links with promising WORK FROM HOME career offers? Your loss.

Don't cry into your latte, bestie. It'll ruin the foam art!

Narrated by Pamela Haasen

Additional voicework by Ichabod De La Rue and Greg Young

Produced by Haasen Pod

Music by freemusicarchive.org

Funding by the Bulkley Valley Community Arts Council

Introducing the Canadian Freedom Initiative: Pioneering a New Era of Progressive Thoughts, Trials in Bettership and Un-tread Rights

The Canadian Freedom Initiative proudly emerges as a trailblazer in the world of corporate innovation, ushering in a paradigm shift with its groundbreaking commitment to conventional subterfuge. In a bold departure from traditional communication strategies, CFI shines as a beacon of red tapery.

At the heart of the Initiative's philosophy lies a commitment to unrestricted banality, and maintaining the status quo in comfort and luxury. In an era dominated by overt declarations and transparent narratives, the Canadian Freedom Initiative embraces the power of hoopla, cultivating a sense of wan observation that fuels the engine of stasis.

Join us on this prideful journey into charted territory, as the Canadian Freedom Initiative leads the way towards a future shaped not by rigid definitions, but by the waffling potential of the uncaring. The adventure begins now, as we collectively redefine the meaning of progress and forge a path toward a hazy, more indistinct tomorrow.

Canadian Freedom Initiative, LLC ("Company, "we" or "us") has developed these Terms of Use to describe the terms that govern your use of foodkakke.wtf, foodkakkebusiness.cum, foodkakkenation.webb, cfinews.mobi, m.cfibusiness.com, the Foodkakke application, the CFI Nestle application, the CFI Choco Curds product, the Sloppy Seconds News Co. and any Company branded URL, WAP site and mobile application and other content and services that link to these Terms of Use (collectively the "Company Sites"). The services Company provides on Company Sites include messaging services, video services, Nanny cams, RRS feeds, podcasting services, hot dog carts, mobile services, text messaging campaigns, and any other feature, content or application offered from time to time by Company (collectively, the "Company Services"). Company is based in the United States and the Company Services are hosted in the United States.

If one seeks the answer to the whole, one must not look further than the donut hole.

-Tim Hortons' ghost

Narrated by Pamela Haasen

Produced by Haasen Pod

Funded by the Bulkley Valley Community Arts Council

History Revealed: How the Bulkley Valley curdled under the pressure of the Dairy Boom (and bust) of 1918.

The story of Jebidiah's quest for unpasturized power and the demise of a Dairy Dynasty.

Narrated by Ichabod De La Rue

Additional voicework by Greg Young

Produced by Haasen Pod

Funding by the Bulkley Valley Community Arts Council

Gary Schetner, President, CEO and Outgoing Package Labeller for the Canadian Freedom Initiative sits down with intrepid news reporter Ichabod De La Rue to discuss the exciting new pipeline proposal in the Bulky Valley.

Narrated by Ichabod De La Rue

Additional voicework by Greg Young

Produced by Haasen Pod

Funded by the Bulkley Valley Commuity Arts Council