Some European, likely angry dad, dug up something huge from the ol' garden. If it was Branden he'd be running for his wall gun gol'dern'it. Ceej had another dream and not everyone survived it. And we have a new show favorite World Recordian - Guinness Time is back!

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Look, if you cancel at the last minute, we're gonna name the episode after you probably. We've got an important non-haiku review for Deadpool, we're starting a new type of business based on another business as old as time but with a twist, and we have a pretty killer idea for a Marvel movie because we know better than Hollywood. Ceej asked a question of the week that I can't remember but when you hear it, chime in at nerdtalkplus.com!

Tony Pizza is full of top notch ideas, but adding more horses to sports is def his best of this episode. This week its sharks and cocaine, the art of lying to children, and some always strange (and one very annoying) new world records! Follow us, dummies, nerdtalkplus.com!

When we first met Ceej (online) a decade ago he was called Crist and now we can use his former name for some real, actual blasphemy! What a time to be alive. Find out who has the softest hands, who married into a top nerd celebrity family, and how we plan to make the next generation of centaurs on a wild episode!

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Get out your best (and least copper-y) pokemon - please not Weedle, and get ready to help Branden find slash battle his real dad on this extremely unhinged episode. nerdtalkplus.com for more info about the show including where to find Ceej so you can say sexy things to/about him.

Usually it would never be permitted, but we've let Branden choose his own nickname. He obviously regrets it. My notes for this episode are literally the following:

Mouth nutt guy
PNSS

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Message us if you want Gerg to send you the shortcut (you don't). To anyone who survived last week's episode, we now have the fastest heel turn in pod history. Also fish oral, setting world records on other planets, and a new game called Which Greta? that will likely horrify at least one of you. And remember no getting mad without the expressed written consent of Major League Centaurs (a NiFeCorp subsidiary).

Apologies to miss Sweeney, you'd probably be on Spokane, WA's Mt Rushmore. Fun fact: the mountain was originally called Tunkasila Sakpe Paha, or Six Grandfathers Mountain - not sure what the Spokane version of that would be... Welcome back to Gravy and his gravy saber, see you all in hell! MUSASHI!