In keeping with our discussion of the Twilight franchise, we decided to recast Billie for the third full episode. All of her lines have been re-recorded by Bryce Dallas Howard.

Just kidding. Billie is irreplaceable. Justice for Rachelle LeFevre.

We finally get the conclusion of the Victoria plot line in this movie and our hosts discuss how the vampire powers work, we learn the worst thing ever about Jasper (iykyk), and discuss what if Jacob and Edward just got together. Honestly. It would be much better for everyone.

Where the hell have you BEEN, loca?

Welcome back for the second movie in the Twilight Saga. We talk all about New Moon.

It's not often that you can witness a movie that is almost entirely table setting for something bigger while also having almost no plot of its own.

Either way, grab your recently restored dirt bike, head off to the cliffs by La Push and roll up in your local gang of Never Nudes because we're talking about the franchise that gave us weirdo sparkling vampires, now giving us weirdo werewolves.

Oh. And also they mention the Volturi but you don't really gotta worry about them for a while.

This is the skin of a podcaster, Bella!

If I tell you that during the recording of Twilight Summer, all of my social media feed turned into memes about this franchise, would you believe me?

Regardless of the quality of the filmography (mid), to the acting choices (so so bad), to the decisions to make so much of this seem like a weirdo metaphor for having a crush while a part of a strict religious upbringing (very cringey), you cannot deny that Twilight has cultural impact.

Much like how even if you don't like Star Wars, you know what the Force is, and you've heard of a lightsaber, everyone knows about the Sparkly vampires, even if they haven't seen the franchise.

We talk all about it, from the cultural impact, to that scene in the forest, to the greatest baseball scene in the history of cinema.

Hold on, Spider Monkeys, we're in for a wild ride.