This week Jackie, Holden and MJ, after being serenaded by Ingrid Andress goss' 'bout what its like to live in a "Womans World™" while dissecting the "satirical" music video for her newest flop fuel by famed sexual predator Dr. Luke, Kesha takes everyone for a Joyride with her infectious new single, Jojo continues her bad girl era by lickin' hammers and wearin' the skin of teddy bears and dick wrenches and now Tool fans are upset (which surprises no one), Shelley Duvall kicked off the brutal celeb deathfest which includes Dr. Ruth, Shannen Doherty, and Richard Simmons! In the Ol' Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Is Ariana Grande a CANNIBAL!!??! On The List - 25 details from history that are just so gross, Blindz and SHOUTSSSSSSSS

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This week Jackie, MJ, and Holden are all hidin' from the sun with this heatwave so they start things off by talkin' 'bout the racist weirdo who wants to spew his seed across the entire globe via sperm donation centers from Netflix's The Man with 1000 Kids, Jackie heads to the theatah to see Nic Cage go wild in Longlegs without realizing the director, Osgood Perkins was also there, the tragedy of MILF Manor ends at 12 episodes rather then the promised 15 in a disappointing fizzle, with the real drama playing out on the subreddit, House of the Dragon keeps bringing the heat, and Jackie finally decides she's bored of The Boys, Holden and Jackie regale with a tale of the fabled Love Island, and Holden digs into the 4 hour "Star Wars Hotel Failure" on Youtube!

Man With 1000 Kids - Netflix

Longlegs - IN THE THEATAHHHH

MILF Manor Season 2 - Max

House of the Dragon Season 2 - Max

The Boys Season 4 - Amazon Prime

Love Island USA Season 6 - Peacock

Star Wars Hotel Failure - Youtube

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This week Jackie, MJ and Holden brace for the dawn of a new era of feminism as Katy Perry prepares to unleash Woman's World, JoJo Siwa switches it up to FIREBALL and gets ready to unleash a group of very horny teddy bears, Joey Chestnut is standing up to Big Beef and showing up Nathan's contest in his own veteran filled one as Nathan's CRUMBLES WITHOUT JOEY, Olympics training is happenin' over on the PEACOCK complete with a very special boy, a DUEL MASTER, AND SNOOP, Holden brings up the mental health code for Olympics and it sure is...something, Flavor Flav decided to fund the US water polo team to the Paris Olympics (as well as send them on a cruise), and MJ tells Jackie she radiates hot dog. In Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: A Rat Boy Summer Conspiracy, did Matty Healy inspire the main rat in Flushed Away!? A List that tells us more about the author than the celebrities hawking unnecessary items, the Blindz and S-S-Shouts!!

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This week's Jackie, Holden and MJ are gossin' 'bout the bizarre face surgery joke filled "A Family Affair", Jackie slammed that close button on Hate to Love: Nickelback, The Mole sucked Jackie in once again, even after a lackluster start, Kelly and Barby having a bitch off on the newest MILF Manor with drama even spillin' onto reddit, and Jackie begins the processes of brining in the horror with her Summerween celebration, a dragon battle in House of the Dragon, Jackie heads off the theatah for MaXXXine, and MOOOORE

A Family Affair - Netflix

Hate to Love: Nickelback - Netflix

The Mole Season 2 - Netflix

America's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders - Netflix

MILF Manor Season 2 - Max

Devil's Bath - AMC+, Shudder

Maxxxine - IN THE THEATAH

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This week Holden, Jackie and MJ repel the evile spirit of Katy Perry by using her wicked tomes against her, and goss' 'bout brat girl/rat boy summer continuing to rage on, Chappell Roan is absolutely poppin' off, Jen and Ben heading to Splitsville, Al Pacino reveals that Jack and Jill nearly killed his career as 2011 audiences weren't ready for his chocolate blend, Nicola Coughlan from Bridgerton makes a song with her perfect breasts, caviar, shoes and....more shoes, despite their cardboard anti sex beds the Olympics are still makin' sure to hand out condoms to those horned up sportsfolk, and in Celeb Conspiracy Corner: Is Chappell Roan artistically inspired by the Muppets? (Yes she is), and A MOVIE FILLED LIST!

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This week Holden MJ and Jackie are gossin' 'bout the highly dramatically produced Six Schizophrenic Brothers, Jackie gets real sad with I Am: Celine Dion, MILF Manor continues to contain some of the worst horrors of humanity, Jackie finishes The Bear Season 3 in record time, A Quiet Place: Day One is....not great, but Jackie loved Kinds of Kindness.

America's Sweethearts - Netflix

Six Schizophrenic Brothers - Max

I Am Celine Dion - Amazon Prime

House of the Dragon - Max

MILF Manor - Max

The Bear - Hulu

Quiet Place: Day One - IN THE THEATAHHHH

Kinds of Kindness - IN THE THEATAHHHH

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This week Holden, MJ and Jackie goss' 'bout how the Town shall never be as Crazy as it used to be with the loss of Shifty Shellshock, The Bear Season 3 hits the ground runnin' and roarin', Katy Perry decides to ruin all good faith she has to drop a "female empowerment" album with Dr Puke, Justin Timberlake worries about the World Tour as well as his many many many problems and apparently several journalists are just hearing about martinis, a discussion on Golden Retriever men, babygirl, and other categories of men and useful info from the Youtz, Kendricks pop up show where HE JUST KEPT PERFORMING Not Like Us and set up a united front to call Drake a pedophile, the streets of NY are filled with felines again as Cats: The Jellicle Ball opens, and MJ is struck by a terrible crave... A Poo Crave! And in Celebrity Conspiracy Corner: Did JT Plan It All Along?? And in The List - Just General Tidbits about iconic movies and tv shows, Blindz and DA SHOUTS!

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This week MJ, Jackie and Holden are gossin' 'bout the ridiculous ending of Perfect Match (including some first hand experience from Stalker Jackie as she talks about her prey gettin' his Garf fix), Jackie heads to England for Hulu's I Kissed A Boy, Milf Manor is fully getting it's insano energy back with Kelly and Rebecca clashin' and gross gross dog Anthony, Jackie tips her 10 gallon hat to America's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders, Holden gets his trainwreck fix with Couples Therapy, and Jackie continues her wintery stay in the House of the Dragon

Perfect Match Season 2- Netflix

I Kissed A Boy - Hulu

MILF Manor Season 2 - Max

America's Sweethearts: Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders - Netflix

Couples Therapy Season 4 - Showtime

House of Dragon Season 2 - Max

Ghost: Rite Here Rite Now - IN THE THEATAHHHH

Twister - Amazon Prime

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