Cracker Barrel changes its menus, a couple tours the world's Longhorn Steakhouses, and Target eliminates its Boomer customers by refusing checks. Also, the fellers discuss this week's passage by Mignon McLaughlin: "Don't be yourself. Be someone a little nicer."

A mother wants her playdate expenses reimbursed, Labron James wants to make history, and a historical presidential debate. Plus, this week's passage by Henry Ford: "Whether you think you can, or you think you can't--you're right."

It's baseball season! The guys talk about recent excitement over at Rickwood Field and discuss some of the quirkiest players ever to play MLB. Also in Yay Sports! a huge sinkhole destroys a soccer field in Illinois, and the Paris Olympics tries to get by with no AC. Tim brings batch #1 of Couch Mix. And as always, they discuss this week's passage by C.S. Lewis: “You are never too old to set a new goal or to dream a new dream.”

Employers prefer older workers over fresh college graduates, Gen X feels older than it really is, and Joe Mazzulla confounds the press. Also, Drew and Jason discuss this week's passage by Henry David Thoreau: "Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant?"

Tinker Bell's body-conscious, the elephants have names, and sharks have sensitive noses. Also, the guys discuss this week's passage by Fyodor Dostoevsky: "If one wanted to crush and destroy a man entirely, to mete out to him the most terrible punishment ... all one would have to do would be to make him do work that was completely and utterly devoid of usefulness and meaning.”

Tim, Drew, and Jason give a rundown of the cars they've owned so far and discuss how it may predict how many years they have left. Also, a list of things kids need to learn. And a new segment: Your mind is a muscle! And as always, this week's passage by John Wooden: "Be true to yourself. Make each day your masterpiece. Help others. Drink deeply from good books. Make friendship a fine art. Build a shelter against a rainy day. Pray for guidance and give thanks for your blessings every day.”

In Gloucester they're chasing cheese rolls downhill. Tim questions a claim that a new chapter of the Bible has been discovered. And a megachurch pastor goes on a rant about Starbucks. Plus, this week's passage by Soren Kierkegaard: "Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards."

Listmania! First, the guys discuss a bogus top 25 greatest snacks list, then they talk about their five favorite concerts. Drew rants about skyrocketing school absenteeism. Also, they talk about this week's passage by Anais Nin: "We don’t see things as they are; we see them as we are."