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  • 171: accidentally banged my professor's son... & daughter (w/ Ethan Nestor)
    Oct 15 2025

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    Ethan Nestor joins the show to take stunning calls about a clown kink at a ren faire, hooking up with your besties ex, and banging your favorite professors son & daughter.

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    1 h y 12 m
  • 170: seducing my little sister's school bus driver (w/ Gabby Bryan)
    Oct 8 2025

    Gabby Bryan joins the show to take stunning calls from callers about successfully getting your sex toys inside while on vacation, banging your sisters school bus driver, and extorting maple syrup from your ex boyfriend.


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    59 m
  • 169: sister in law secretly writing p*rn under my name (w/ Kylie Brakeman)
    Oct 1 2025

    Kylie Brakeman joins the show to take stunning calls about crashing your car into someone at spin class, and a mysterious literotica writer using your name as a pseudonym.

    If you're wondering what that audio was in the beginning - it was a trailer for I'm Not A Perfect Person: A Tour Documentary! Coming October 2025.

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    1 h y 12 m
  • 168: humiliated by my spin class nemesis (w/ Geoffrey James)
    Sep 24 2025

    Geoffrey James joins the show for a scorcher of an episode in which we talk to callers about being exiled in spin class, dealing with loving feelings from the dishwasher you're banging, and getting a date from the hottie at lunch.

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    1 h y 26 m
  • 167: accidentally surprised by my naked boss (w/ Rainie Toll)
    Sep 17 2025

    Rainie Toll joins the show once again to take stunning calls about losing your keys to your workplace, getting surprised by your naked boss, insulting a friends haircut, and writing a piece of prose to your troubling neighbor.

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    1 h y 21 m
  • 166: my pack of furries ruined my potluck (w/ Will Witwer)
    Sep 10 2025

    Will Witwer joins the show on our annual tokers episode for STUNNING calls. We talk to callers about a shrek themed birthday, a furry potluck, and a dad that is getting scammed on instagram.

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    1 h y 8 m
  • 165: stealing my wii back from my insane ex bestie (w/ Kyle Prue)
    Sep 3 2025

    Kyle Prue joins the show to take stunning calls about heisting a wii, a potentially groundbreaking nude leakage, and a beef at chili's.

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    1 h y 10 m
  • 164: surprise d*ldo reveal at neighborhood soup night (w/ Damien Haas)
    Aug 27 2025

    Damien Haas joins the show to take stunning calls about doing a tight 5 eulogy at an open mic, leaving out your d*ldo collection on the stove, and being surpassed by your husband in your favorite video game.

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    1 h y 1 m