Chanse McCrary (Smosh) joins the show to take stunning calls about an insane hookup, a new vegetable, a decades old lie, and reading your boyfriends diary.

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Sarah joins the show to take calls about a sexy cologne on a woman's husband, a money mystery in an apartment complex, and a subletting roommates conundrum.

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Ted Nivison joins the show to throw a wrench into the operation, and discuss a confounding prescription from a therapist, a trader joes employee drama, and a neighborhood theft.

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Erin Dougal (Smosh) joins the show to discuss her workplace egg habits, and take calls about an egg salad conundrum, a vampire society drama, and a co-working bone zone situation.

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Katherine Dudas (Juniper, HBO LAX) joins the show to discuss a condom conundrum, a hostile craft fair takeover, and a game night liar.

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Kelsey Darragh joins the show for stunning calls about being cockblocked by a CPAP, gifting shrek tickets, saying I Love You, and a stunning wild DM from super producer Ashleigh Lawless.

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Jared joins the call center to discuss what to do when your lost bestie from 5th grade is dating MILEY CYRUS, and a harrowing call about a forbidden boner, from a post surgery fiancé.

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Will Witwer and Rainie Toll join the show to discuss Dua Lipa's newest song, being humiliated by a car wash, and having a friend that is bad.

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