Episodios

  • Last Action Hero

    Last Action Hero
    Jul 11 2024
    Episode 28- In which Shane & Ryan put on their red shirts, blue jeans, and brown leather jackets in order to watch and play the games of yet another John McTiernan action epic...epic FLOP, that is (ZING!): Last Action Hero! Also: Ryan correctly identifies the Nexus Event for our current dark timeline, Shane can’t tell the difference between Aretha Franklin & Tina Turner (please don’t cancel us!), Arnold loves(?) reciting pro wrestling promos, and more!
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    2 h y 12 m
  • Terminator 2: Judgement Day

    Terminator 2: Judgement Day
    Jul 4 2024
    Episode 27- In which Shane & Ryan grab a sack of quarters, hop on to the same motorized scooter and head to the Galleria in order to watch and play the games of James Cameron’s global smash hit odd couple buddy action movie sequel: Terminator 2 colon Judgement Day! Also: Ryan FINALLY turns his ire toward George Thorogood, Shane FINALLY turns his ire toward Edward Furlong, feature spotlight on the amazing Earl Boen, and more!
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    2 h y 43 m
  • Total Recall

    Total Recall
    Jun 27 2024

    Episode 26- In which Shane & Ryan get their @sses to Mars in order to watch and play the games of Paul Verhoeven’s ultra-violent three-titted 5 alarm sci-fi banger: Total Recall! Also: Ryan is particular with title grammar (shocker), Shane finally starts to display the signs of early onset Schwarzenegger-triggered Stroke Syndrome, it’s time to pick a bone with birthday psychics, and more!

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    2 h y 12 m
  • Red Heat

    Red Heat
    Jun 20 2024

    Episode 25- In which Shane & Ryan slip into their towels and take a violent stroll through a Siberian bath house in order to watch and play the games of Walter Hill’s spectacularly forgettable buddy cop comedy that unfortunately really does exist: Red Heat! Also: “Contra with our d**ks out”, Madea’s Revolution X, Shane REALLY likes bath house scenes, and more!

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    1 h y 35 m
  • The Running Man

    The Running Man
    Jun 13 2024

    Episode 24- In which Shane & Ryan put on their leotards lined with xmas lights and hop in their dune buggies in order to watch and play the games of Paul Michael Glaser’s take on Stephen King’s take on OTHER writer Robert Sheckley’s take on reality TV-centric dystopian futures: The Running Man! Also: Ryan does a tight minute on our prison system, Shane debuts the John Wick Alarm, the definitive difference that makes a computer store “good” is finally revealed, and more!

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    1 h y 54 m
  • Predator

    Predator
    Jun 6 2024
    Episode 23- In which Shane & Ryan call each other sunnuvab!tches while mid-air arm wrestling in order to watch and play the games of John McTiernan’s pre-Die Hard all-time action movie heavyweight: Predator! Also: Ryan has a knack(?) for making movie theme lyrics, Shane comes right out the gate with the hot take, the Bad Joke Jingle makes its debut, and more!
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    2 h y 13 m
  • The Terminator

    The Terminator
    May 30 2024
    Episode 22- In which Shane & Ryan are sent to past in so they can bang their best friend’s mom in order to watch and play the games of James Cameron’s 100% Tomatometer-rated Cyber-Arnold showcase extravaganza: The Terminator! Also: Ryan doesn’t know how to open doors, Shane suffers from meatball-related Mandela Effect, THREE EFFING’ HOURS?!, and more!
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    2 h y 51 m
  • Season 3 Premiere: Conan the Destroyer

    Season 3 Premiere: Conan the Destroyer
    May 23 2024

    Episode 21- Season 3 is here! In which Shane & Ryan get a special visitor that will forever change the course of this season, as well as force them to watch and play the game of Richard Fleischer’s creep-laden sword and sorcery sequel: Conan The Destroyer! Also: Ryan is forced to change his plans, Shane might be smarter than Skynet, goddamn the basement has a lot of stairs, and more!

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    1 h y 46 m