We review "Postal", Uwe Boll's ultimate challenge to good taste. If you think you've seen the bottom of the Boll, you have NO IDEA.

CONTENT WARNING: 9/11, racist stereotypes, mass shootings, kidnapping, exploiting the disabled, baby manslaughter, religious cults, explicit language... look, this whole episode is a trigger for SOMEBODY. Don't blame us if you listen to this one!

Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.

Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.

We review "Five Nights at Freddy's", where a man is tricked into working night security at a haunted children's playhouse, and must survive against a collection of evil animatronics. It may be based on the original game, but this film arrived so late it feels like Coke Zero compared to Willy's Wonderland.

CONTENT WARNING: child murder, neglectful parents, greedy relatives, Matthew Lillard overacting, mild language.

Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.

Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.

We review "Heavenly Sword", a Chosen One™ story with worse presentation than the 2007 PS3 game it's based on, and even less engagement with its audience. The title may promise heaven, but we found something else entirely.

CONTENT WARNING: raping/pillaging, deaf sentries, murdered villagers, re-murdered villagers, mild language.

Featuring the voices of Marc Athanas, Wayne Bressette, and Nick Mohr.

Our theme music was composed by Jack Feerick, and performed and realized by Sam Feerick.