Case #0030 - Can you tell all three of the people on the podcast are reading the Feminine Mystique together for book club? Mel acts as the resident internet historian on grave robbing and John Green. Judge Prosecutie Jess teaches us about otter mating rituals. Judge Ilsa is very brave.

NOTE - the plot point about the gay boyfriend that Mel was hallucinating about is from Clueless, not 10 Things I Hate About You

Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session at the end of August!

TW: trad wives, bullying, misogyny, revenge porn, possession of child pornography, pete wentz’s nudes, home wrecker Rory Gilmore, grooming, self-harm

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Today’s podcast includes soundbites from 10 Things I Hate About You (1999) and "Ain't No Love in Oklahoma" by Luke Combs. This is not my content, and I am utilizing it under fair use for comment and criticism.

APPENDIX
- Jess's Music!
- our Letterboxd accounts (Mel, Jess, Ilsa)
- our goodreads accounts (Mel, Jess)
- RACCOON COURT MERCH BABY (we now have unhinged bumper stickers)
- Ilsa's plugs (Have a Nice Life, Locrian, Planning for Burial)
- Mel's plugs (Collective Rage, Sophie Truax, Fruits Basket 2019)
- Jess's plugs (My Lady Jane)
- the article Mel quoted ("Misogyny, Media, and Male Approval: The “I’m Not Like Other Girls” Phenomenon" by Sreesha Ghosh) seems to not exist because that website doesn't exist anymore??
- Mel's favorite Pick Me Girl Video Essays (1, 2)
- uncarly John Green Video

Cross Examination #0006 - Defendant Judge BL outs herself as the #1 Nick Miller hater? Judge Prosecutie Jess is foiled by the shackles of heterosexuality. Mel reveals what celebrities they would like to have dinner with in 2009.

Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session at the end of June!

TW: murder, familial abuse, sexual relationships with a phone booth, Nazi mention, death, Mel and Jess’s accounts on Polyvore from 2007, unhealthy relationships, screaming

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Today’s podcast includes soundbites from Jujutsu Kaisen, Attack on Titan, and Howl's Moving Castle. This is not my content, and I am utilizing it under fair use for comment and criticism.

APPENDIX
- Jess's Music!
- our Letterboxd accounts (Mel, Jess)
- our goodreads accounts (Mel, Jess)
- RACCOON COURT MERCH BABY (we now have unhinged bumper stickers)
- inspiration for this episode!
- BL's plugs (Going outside, Howl's Moving Castle, The Princess Bride, Captain America and the Winter Soldier)
- Jess's plugs (Challengers)
- Mel's plugs (Jujutsu Kaisen, Scott Pilgrim Takes Off, Attack on Titan, Espresso by Sabrina Carpenter, Cool! by Leanna Firestone, Losing My Mind by Montaigne)

Case #0029 - ITS OUR SECOND ANNIVERSARY EPISODE!! Judge Ilsa did NOT watch either of the movies we talk about today. Prosecutie Jess dedicates herself to keeping good white people sayings alive via oral tradition. Mel teaches her friends the differences between 🫰🏼and🫶🏼 and 🤌🏻.

Thank’s for showing up to jury duty! Court will be back in session at the end of May!

TW: murder, attempted murder, suicide, death, bitchy teenagers, rehab, drugs and drug related crimes, homophobia, misogyny, sexual assault, leaked nudes of minors, Straight Men (evil), thirsting over a psychopath murder, Mel saying the word fag when quoting from Heathers

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Today’s podcast includes soundbites from Do Revenge (2022) and Heathers (1988). This is not my content, and I am utilizing it under fair use for comment and criticism.

APPENDIX
- Jess's Music!
- our Letterboxd accounts (Mel, Jess)
- our goodreads accounts (Mel, Jess)
- RACCOON COURT MERCH BABY (we now have unhinged bumper stickers)
- Ilsa's plugs (Project Pat)
- Mel's plugs (Sherlock JR, The Tortured Poets Department)
- Jess's plugs (Sublime)
- Do Revenge soundtrack
- Riff Raff vine
- Mel's favorite Gossip Girl Video Essays (Mike's Mic, Shay A)