In this week's episode, we dive into a variety of topics. discussing the importance of touch, from the diseases of kissing to the amusing attempts at self-suction, and even the urgency of getting a bra fitting if you haven't since you were 16—seriously, get measured!

We laugh about Gen X's notorious thumbing, and feature Dunn's quirky thumb trick. Dr Dunn is also back in the room with plenty to think about; or throw up over!

As many of us approach our 50s, we reflect on life changes and the looming reality of retirement - I don't think we will!

Our "WIDL of the Week" segment highlights something incredibly Greazzy, Literally, and we have fun saying our favourite word backwards with an Irish lilt

On a more serious note, we explore incorporating weights into your Pilates routine, dealing with a saggy cleavage, and chat about potentially becoming Customer Service reps for EasyJet. Plus, we create a character that would scare any moaning C't!

Join us for a blend of humour, candid discussions, and practical advice on navigating life's unique challenges - you're welcome!

Happy listening

Did you vote? Have you had any tweatments? Maybe Botox isn't your friend! By the way, what's your favourite word for hinting that you're feeling a bit fruity? It's a weird one, and trying to find a less cringy term just makes it even funnier. We look at what's been happening in the news with all the detective dumbasses and Inspector Clueless types creating a Sherlock shitshow on Facebook. Do you know how easy it is to teach a person English? Listen to Dunn's really simple idea!

Please, can the 'On Hold' music at doctors' surgeries change to something better? How about giving us a choice of comedians instead of the hideous repetitive tunes with Care navigator's voices of doom telling us our place in the queue? How the reception staff triage issues like your fanny falling out, and how they are probably more important than a midge bite!

We've concluded that some people will always be invited to the top deck of the boat, while we'll be asked to stay below. We'll never be posh enough!

We reminisce about the slang words we used in the 80s 'chinny' that our kids wouldn't understand in 2024. Then, we look at the new and trending slang words now used by our kids that seem far too long Get shagged

We're diving into our next episode with the excitement of a 'Wordle' puzzle, and you can catch a sneak peek of our Snail Tale on our Instagram page, "Rein it in with Thom and Dunn." Who comes up with these ideas, and does it actually improve your skin? Dunn really needs to stop binge-watching and start engaging more actively – it's not healthy when you can't remember if you've been or not. And let's set the record straight: "SHE DOES NOT SWEAT ON THE TOILET SEAT."

"Pisstified" is our latest WIDL (word I DO like) but spit isn't! Seriously, who has a perfectly straight pubic hairline like a fringe, elfin cut, or bob? Fashion is all about personal expression, so wear what you love and only worry if you don't find yourself amusing! There's nothing wrong with a quiff hairdo and baseball boots – it's a part of who you are.

Tune in again, and you might discover something new and useful this time! Play around with spoonerisms – you don't have to be in the room to visualise this episode - enjoy