In our Season 4 finale, we meet the Devil in the Home Counties and discover why self confidence is so important, which paint colours look best in the hall, what sleep deprived ambulance drivers get up to and why Tom Hiddleston wants your cash.

This week, we find out: What Vegetable Welfare Officers do, how not to teach primary school kids, what happens when serial killers call the police, how to sell lightbulbs and which is the most successful family business in Hampshire.

If you want Morgan Freeman's quiet dignity, a Tesco delivery that would excite CSI, a mathematical Father of the Bride speech, a new road safety slogan and a trip to the old west with the Metaphor Kid, then sit back and get an earful of this!

We find out what happens when superhero team-ups go wrong, how to set a password, how to defend a hill, how you are really and what is the most dangerous factory in the world... and Hampshire.

We go into the future to look at the past with the Future Time Team, play an embarrassing game of charades, turn left, tune into the QAnon Shopping Channel, turn right and get slightly distracted. Simple!

Ever wondered what Bez from the Happy Mondays has been putting his talents to? Or the best way to do nude portraiture? Or what's the most organic dinner solution? Or what the latest reality TV show will be? Then you're in the right place! Sit back, relax and let the answers dance across the airwaves to your ears.

The world wide smash hit police drama Line Of Duty starts a new series. We pay tribute to it with this. And they still haven't caught us... Mwahahahaha!

Got a writing implement based problem, but don't know who to call? Fear not! The Ink-credible Penman is here! As are some competitive doctors, crazy conspiracy theorists and a couple of ziggurat sales persons. Just another dull day in lockdown...