In the second episode since Ryan went on vacation and abandoned this podcast for his gay-vacation, Dan brings back our old friend Joe AKA Wagbag for another round of "Who is better at Podcasting than Ryan?".

This episode talks about the dangers of walking alone in Europe, Dan tries and fails to pin down Joe in the "5 celebrities you can beat up in a street fight" challenge, the shenanigans we will be a part of in the 24 Hours of Lemons, and new ways to fuck with Ryan.

In this special episode, we finally get a chance to see if Ryan is replaceable. Dan calls it a draw, as our friend Cole subs in for Sailor Moon while he's in the Mediterranean doing god-knows-what to who.

Cole and Dan discuss presidential assassination attempts, who Cole could beat up in a street brawl, and discuss bad TV series and movies that should never be remade.

In this episode, Ryan and Dan talk through topics ranging from how the Ramen we went out for in Chicago makes Dan a diety, expose Ryan's lies about how many blocks it takes to get donuts, why Ryan lives in Crimeville, USA, and how Ryan learned not to let Dan raise his hand.

We switched recording systems and would like your feedback. Please take the poll we've added to this episode to say whether you felt the sound was better, worse, or the same.

We will be on hiatus for a couple of weeks while Ryan goes out galavanting in Europe. See you in a few weeks.

In a disturbing turn of events, Dan and Ryan were in the same room to record this week's episode...... And Dan made sure it was irrelevant if Ryan forgot the Mic Cord!

This week we take on Trump versus Biden, potentially get ourselves fired for talking about our boss's weird Pringle eating habit, and wander into a weird game of who would you kill. Please Ryan wants a donut.... Fucking donuts.... IT WASN'T 3 BLOCKS AWAY RYAN!!!!!

Celebrity Squirt Games is Here! Submit your vote for who you think will win at:

https://repressedhumorissues.com/celebrity-squirt-games/

Yes, we're that Petty!

In episode 4 of Season 2 Dan and Ryan tackle the issues with being a politician in today's political reality. This non-partisan look at politicians and why it is the worst job in the world is spurred by a New Yorker Radio Hour interview with Rory Stewart that you can listen to here:

https://www.wnycstudios.org/podcasts/tnyradiohour/articles/is-being-a-politician-the-worst-job-in-the-world

Listen to us discuss the treachery, soul-crushing, pandering, mental health-destroying job that is today's politician.

In episode 3 of Season 2 Ryan and Dan go where no humans should go..... TEMU!!! That's right, our favorite replacement for Wish.com is in our sights, as we find the weirdest, dumbest, and otherwise offensive products available on Temu. From Trump Toilet Brushes to flags no country should display, we dig deep into the underbelly of the cheap, crappy marketplace known as Temu.

Oh, and Hitler comes up after talking about Ryan's testicle issues. (I never want to repeat that ever again!)

Want to hear about all the injuries that sent Dan to the ER? Ryan didn't want to after hearing this episode. In Season 2 Episode 2 we discuss all the injuries we've endured in our lives, including some that should NEVER EVER be mentioned again.

Like ever!

Don't do it Ryan!