Three celeb stories to kick off the morning. Miley Cyrus is sober, thriving, and Hannah Montana turns 20 on Disney+ this Tuesday. Jay-Z has added an umlaut to his name as a nod to his 1996 debut album. And Prince Harry allegedly tried to score a free gym membership at a Montecito fitness club in exchange for some influencer content, only to be told every A-lister in the building pays full price. Ouch.

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Bad news for Jetstar flyers if you use Qantas points. There are health benefits for being a short king. We have new music for you. Japanese Bars are offering free drinks. Tim reveals he doesn't drive manual. And, Ricki can't say 'rocket science'.

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We try to guess callers' heights just from their job title and voice. A maintenance manager comes in at six foot, a business manager is a dead-on 5'2", and a teacher absolutely blows the whole game out of the water at 6'5". Also: turns out being short has serious health perks including lower cancer risk, less chance of a blood clot and a longer life. Kylie Minogue is exactly five feet tall and thriving.

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Petrol stations across NSW are running dry and people are panic buying. Listener Brendan calls in with the fuel hacks we all need right now: NRMA members get 4 to 5 cents off per litre at Ampol, and the Fuel Watch app shows the cheapest servo near you in real time. The government has also apparently appointed an actual fuel czar, which says everything about the moment we are living in.

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The new gym at the Sydney airport is surprisingly doing well. Callan Boys tells us where to eat. Dancing robots are ruining restaurants around the world. Spotify has introduced a breakup mode. And, Richard Wilkins joins us for Quick Draw!

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Richard Wilkins stops by to play Quick Draw — but not before trying to sweet-talk Tim into leaking the questions early. We're not having it. Also: shoes are foot prisons, hot feet are a Kiwi thing, and Dickie spent 20 years on the Oscars red carpet standing next to Joan Rivers and elbowing the world's media out of the way. Legend.

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Spotify has a new feature for premium users that automatically removes songs from our playlists that remind us of an ex. We're not sure whether to be impressed or unsettled that an algorithm now knows our heartbreak better than we do.

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A humanoid robot at a California hot pot restaurant had a full meltdown — banging on tables, sending chopsticks flying, and then dancing as staff dragged it away. Terminator vibes, apron and all.

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