Episodios

  • ‘Protestants are not that much different from us. I mean, they’re definitely less craic, but they get sh*t done’

    ‘Protestants are not that much different from us. I mean, they’re definitely less craic, but they get sh*t done’
    Jul 19 2024
    I’m not usually one of those, what I like to call Flat White Wankers, but that’s what I’m drinking this morning, sitting outside the Happy Out Café on the seafront in Dún Laoghaire.

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    6 m
  • ‘What’s on offer,’ she goes, smiling, ‘is eternal life,’ and I do believe she’s flirting

    ‘What’s on offer,’ she goes, smiling, ‘is eternal life,’ and I do believe she’s flirting
    Jul 12 2024
    Leo is the first of us to get restless. He goes, “Oh my God, this is so boring!” and this is in the middle of the Protestant equivalent of, like, Mass?

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    6 m
  • ‘Ross, it’s not just a case of filling out a form and – hey, presto – you’re a Protestant’

    ‘Ross, it’s not just a case of filling out a form and – hey, presto – you’re a Protestant’
    Jul 5 2024
    If getting Brian, Johnny and Leo into a new school means changing my religion and getting up on Sunday mornings, then I’ll do it

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    7 m
  • Honor goes, ‘I was into Taylor Swift before, like, anyone?’

    Honor goes, ‘I was into Taylor Swift before, like, anyone?’
    Jun 28 2024
    Christian is sitting at our usual table in 3fe on Sussex Terrace and I can tell instantly that something is up. When you’ve played ten to someone’s twelve, you can have no secrets from each other. Fact of rugby, fact of life.

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    6 m
  • Sorcha goes, ‘You had an erotic dream – about my mom?’

    Sorcha goes, ‘You had an erotic dream – about my mom?’
    Jun 21 2024
    So I’m in the cor with Sorcha and we’re on the way to Clonskeagh to collect Brian, Johnny and Leo from school. Yeah, no, they’re finishing up today and we’re bringing them out for lunch to say fair focks to them for going another year without being expelled. Like most south Dublin parents, we set a very low bor for our children.

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    7 m
  • Sorcha refuses to meet my eye. And I don’t blame her – setting up her own daughter like this

    Sorcha refuses to meet my eye. And I don’t blame her – setting up her own daughter like this
    Jun 14 2024
    It’s the old Jonny Bell that hits me first – a combination of bacon, cheese and Tom Ford Portofino that comes wafting up the stairs and under the bedroom door looking for me.

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    7 m
  • ‘I want it gone, Ross. I want you to get it lasered off’

    ‘I want it gone, Ross. I want you to get it lasered off’
    Jun 7 2024
    So – yeah, no – I’m mowing the back gorden with my top off again, portly to showcase the work I’ve been doing in the gym since the stort of January, and portly to see how long it takes for it to become an item of discussion on the Dalkey Open Forum

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    6 m
  • Honor and Liesel are both smiling and it’s like driving towards a cor with its lights on full beam. I end up having to turn away

    Honor and Liesel are both smiling and it’s like driving towards a cor with its lights on full beam. I end up having to turn away
    May 31 2024
    The school concert hall is absolutely rammers this afternoon. We’re talking, like, 1,000 students and parents crammed between the walls to hear the result of the election for Mount Anville Head Girl for 2024-2025 and I haven’t seen Honor looking so pleased with herself since the time she swapped her old dear’s hair conditioning mask for Veet.

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    7 m