BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) visits a unnamed multiverse that we cannot name because it was cancelled for being ‘uniphobic’ – phobic of everything in the universe that one can be phobic about. If we mention the name of this cancelled universe we will be cancelled across every platform of the multiverse.

BOMT begins the episode by asking a question, the answer to which being the key to accomplishing anything in this universe: “Who do I have to fuck to get anything done around here?” BOMT will reveal the name of the man you have to fuck to get anything done and if you have to give assplay as well.

BOMT introduces three notoriously politically incorrect comedians, their strategies for not being cancelled, and whether or not their balls can be reattached.

BOMT’s answer to painful swollen roids is the new Haemmeroff inflatable underpants.

While on the subject of colossal pains in the ass - everyone’s least favourite Tiktok influencer, The Prat Prankster, is back influencing the public to beat the shit out him for his obnoxious pranks.

Sammy The Toothpick returns with another condensed classic as he tackles condensing ‘The Emperor’s New Clothes’, leaving the king without clothes and exposing his tiny dinky in a mere ten seconds.

In this week’s episode of ‘The Unknown Hitler’, we examine Hitler’s obsession with young German boys in lederhosen and his infamous “Just look at Göring wearing those lederhosen, wear those lederhosen you hot German Nazi bitch general!” speech that defined WW2.

We end the episode with a warning to those movie spoilers who do not responsibly use spoiler alerts (especially you Eleanor) with the tragic Psycho spoiler incident of 1960.