BOMT (The Battery-Operated Magic Toupee) visits a planet SO woke that it hurts it in its gender thing of no fixed abode as it un-cancels itself, chooses a new pronoun: Whatthe/ Fuck, and chooses to identify itself as a confused cisgender toupee with bisexual magic that is battery operated.

The episode begins with a caution… actually more of a warning… an urgent warning: stop playing with your balls in public!

BOMT righteously attempts to inspire you with the “Power Of Prayer” and the Godly intervention of the Big Dickwaller football game.

Lance Granit manages to pull himself away from the mirror, pause writing fan letters professing true love to himself , and speak on behalf of a charity that is paying him shit loads of money for him to speak on behalf of them.

Then another visit to Dr Gidday - Carbon Neutral environmentally responsible Liberal Doctor and the dream that, if we just get rid of ourselves and all living things, we may save the planet.

Become an observational comedian in Orville’s Academy Of Observational Humour. Anyone can do it, it’s as easy as saying something obvious like, “have you ever wanted to do something that anyone can do like being an observational comedian?”

And finally, on “Me and My Phobia”, we explore some really fucked up wackos… pardon us: people suffering from phobias and meet man with a thing for slutty orangutangs with no knickers.

Welcome/ warning intro
Theme music montage
Stop playing with your balls in public
The Power Of Prayer – The Big Game
Lance Granit Charity Appeal
Dr Gidday – Carbon Neutral environmentally responsible Liberal Doctor
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Orville’s Academy Of Observational Humour
Me And My Phobia
Closing Credits