How much for that doggie on the TARDIS? You know the one that's been there since Tom Baker's run. It's the two-part finale of RTD's return season this week. And finally, the Jerks chat up their favorite of the DOCTOR WHO finales.

The Jerks venture with The Doctor and Ruby to the Planet of the Twinks where we side with the evil AI for the first time. Then, we play regency drama as The Doctor gets a steamy gay romance with a roughish bounty hunter... who is named Rogue. And he loves Kylie. Yes, that Kylie.

15 can't help but put his foot where it doesn't belong. The Jerks look at the next two episodes of this season's DOCTOR WHO. First up, the landmine of privatized medicine in "Boom." Then, we keep 73 yards away from Ruby Sunday in "73 Yards."

Finally, what we're all looking forward to watching soon.

Doctor Who is back. New face. More queerness. Old showrunner. Same wibbly wobbly. The Jerks look at the first two episodes of Ncuti Gatwa's 15. Do Space Babies taste like Jelly Babies? And will the Doctor be able to best Jinx Monsoon as he lip-synchs for everyone's life?

Finally, we spill the Jelly Babies on our favorite Doctor. Who? Exactly.

This week, the Jerks venture into the Undiscovered Country in the last of our TOS film reviews, where we discover anatomy varies from alien to alien. Then, Bryan and Kristen beam aboard and consent to discuss STAR TREK's dubious relationship with consent.

But is it really dead so long as we remember it?

This week we're talking about Star Trek: Discovery's final episode and it caps off Michael Burnham's journey from mutineer to captain.

Then we find our way to Eden only to fall into the pits of hell as we discuss Star Trek V: The Final Frontier.

The Jerks always enjoy a good heist, and this week's episode of Star Trek: Discovery, "Lagrange Point", gives us a great one. And our review of Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home, gives as another two. Plus, what we're fanning over!

This week, we venture to the Eternal Archive for a Reading Rainbow episode of STAR TREK: DISCOVERY. And we join Kirk and company as they search for the inevitable ending in our third review of the OG Trek films. Finally, we share our favorite video games of yesteryear.