⭐⭐⭐⭐ / 🩷🩷🩷🩷 Lindsay and Barbara discuss the second of Lorraine Heath’s Scoundrels of Saint James series. Featuring: A scandalous will, sexy train times, and accidentally marrying your father’s hot hot widow.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ / 🩷🩷🩷🩷 Lindsay and Barbara talk through the first of Lorraine Heath’s Scoundrels of Saint James series. Featuring: Lindsay’s treadmill, getting stabbed in the hand, and finding out you actually ARE the duke you’ve been pretending to be.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ / 🩷🩷🩷🩷 Lindsay and Barbara recap Lorraine Heath’s third Hellions of Havisham novel. Featuring: The truth about Your Mother’s bangs, spouses-to-lovers, the terrible (h)Earl Monty Beaumont, and ghost parents in love.

⭐⭐ / 💀💀 Lindsay and Barbara cover Peter Benchley’s iconic novel about a great white shark terrorizing a Long Island beach town. Featuring: Your mother’s adorable bangs, the world’s hottest ichthyologist, Lindsay’s rebrand of the egg salad sandwich, and the ending that surprised us both.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ / 🩷🩷🩷🩷 Lindsay and Barbara recap Lorraine Heath’s second Hellions of Havisham novel. Featuring: Pap smear terriers, emotion support trout, sex broth, and the Deceased Brother’s Widow's Marriage Act.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ / 🩷🩷🩷🩷 Lindsay and Barbara talk through Lorraine Heath’s first Hellions of Havisham novel. Featuring: Lexapro pill mascot suits, a Victorian sex club, early photography, a Duke with a learning disability, and whether you should marry someone who tries to blackmail you.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ / 🩷🩷🩷🩷 Lindsay and Barbara discuss the third and final chapter of the Lost Lords of Pembrook series. Featuring: Rafe’s secret dirty room, why he doesn’t deserve fitted sheets, and a lot of tragicomic misunderstandings.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ / 💀💀💀💀 READ THIS BOOK! Lindsay and Barbara recap Stephen King’s icon novel about a telekinetic high school student and her anguished rampage through prom and town. Featuring: Menstruation stories, high school bullies, terror prom, and John Dewey.