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This week's guest, Eli, takes us further away from the light but closer to the light of day. Prepare for our BIGGEST pivot yet. This ep we talk about defining, refining, and refinding our recording space and thinking about your space. Where are you? Where are we? We hope to find out next week!

Dick Justice was useless. You knew you shouldn't have entrusted the agency to him. You file a quick complaint against him to your old friends at the DA on your trusty Blackberry 6210. Damn it, forgot your password. What was it again? You check your arm which is covered in words tattooed into your skin. Hopefully you wrote it down somewhere. Pepsi brand Oreos - Get em while they're hot. Thats right, you sold ad space on your body to fuel your blood donation habit. Remember to shop at Maurice's Meats. Maurice's Meats? Where have you heard that before? You type it into your Blackberry. Bingo. It's your password.

In this episode Chairman and his new best friend the Huntinator are up to their most nefarious scheme yet! Uh oh looks it has something to do with GULP Mummies!!!! Will they succeed in their evil plans, or will the entire show crumble under the premise of having to fit it in under 30 minutes? Why don't you take a seat and heat up nice warm cup of hot cocoa and take a listen. I can't promise Sean's audio editing will be gentle on the ears, but he tried his best.

The Huntinator backstory:

The Galaxy's most feared bounty hunter came from humble beginnings. As a young man, he had always wanted to become an actor. After countless auditions it looked look his dream may come true when he was attached to a major role in Animaniacs. However, after creative disputes with Yakko he was dropped from the project, and creative disputes with the Warners have especially dire consequences. The Huntinator struggled to find a gig in Hollywood after this. He soon returned to his hometown where he began attending Community College. In a remedial literature course The Huntinator read the SparkNotes for the 1924 short story The Most Dangerous Game, and his life was changed forever. He took his space car to walmart and bought a 12 gauge shot gun that very day, and the rest is history.

We're broke! If you've been paying attention it should be obvious. We haven't talked about caviar or hunting people on a private island in ages. We're looking to get back on top with some financial advice from the only person we know who has their own bank account. We flesh out our patreon and come up with some creative solutions to DISRUPT the podcast industry once and for all. Join us next week for our most frantic episode yet.

Dick Justice pulls his key out and begins rattling around in an ancient filing cabinet.

"Just because the make and model of your car changed between episode descriptions doesn't necessarily mean the Decepticons were involved but .... aha here it is!"

He exclaims as the dust of a million mummies flies out of the cabinet.

cough cough

"Yes, take a look at this."

He deposits a thick stack of papers in your hands.

"Its my new manuscript. Kind of a rock opera about my life."

You stare out the window wondering where everything went wrong.

"Just give it a read, oh and here is a link to my soundcloud where I have some first takes for the songs. Just imagine them with instrumentals behind them."

On the street below a corpo-wage slave buys a fresh pack of cyber stims.

You check your watch. Its 2pm.