Darren has a rant about chemists, reveals why he'd prefer to buy tampons than condoms and rebrands a common disease.

Joe has a run-in with the Gardaí at Dublin airport and accidentally almost gets himself a night in the locker. He also goes on a deep dive into a documentary he just watched featuring one of the most incompetent ship captains in modern history, hits us with a mind bending Abraham Lincoln fact and they all get into it about the Mummy who got a passport. You listen, you learn!

We’re thrown into the deep end with a question that offers a choice between penguin herding in the most inhospitable conditions, or a stint as an undercover duck.

Joe is asked for his most maverick marketing plans for the spice bag truck, and settles on a strategy that carries significant risk.

And when posed with the chance to become King of the Town (any town) we’re derailed by castle shopping.

Darren admits to a grave fear of moths and butterflies, which leads us to Joe making what might be the most stunning comment ever made on this podcast, Joe admits to a staggering ignorance of everyday local insects.

And we hear the fascinating story of Rasputin of the Bronx – an incredible Irishman in New York in the early twentieth century.