True sons, daughters, and others of the Empire, REJOICE!!! His Imperial Majesty is pleased to present STAR WARS: BETA SQUAD, a serial podcast detailing the adventures of the continuously victorious stormtrooper unit known as Beta Squad. Our story begins in the halcyon days of The Empire (6 AFE). Will our boys in white triumph? WITHOUT FAIL!! ENEMIES OF THE EMPEROR - DIE!!!

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Star Wars: Beta Squad, is an unlistenable table top role playing podcast that was recorded by mistake via malfunctioning mouse droids. This production is not an accurate representation of The Imperial Sound Engineering Corps' abilities and does not reflect the views of his Imperial Majesty, long may he reign.

If you enjoy these stirring patriotic imperial tales, consider donating to The Imperial Sound Engineering Corps. The production of these riveting tales requires a high blood alcohol level and the engineers at ISEC will appreciate the assistance.

Beta Squad Theme written and composed by Nolan Potter (https://nolanpotter.bandcamp.com/).

Narration by Grand Moff Talkin', aka Mateo Ervin.

Troops transports have been disappearing on the planet Myrkr and Beta Squad, a penal stormtrooper unit of the Imperial Army, is sent to investigate. Will our boys in white save the day? OF COURSE THEY WILL! VICTORY IS ASSURED!! LONG LIVE HIS IMPERIAL MAJESTY!!!! #backthewhite #imperiallivesmatter #defundthejedicouncil

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Star Wars: Beta Squad, is an unlistenable table top role playing podcast that was recorded by mistake via malfunctioning mouse droids. This production is not an accurate representation of The Imperial Sound Engineering Corps' abilities and does not reflect the views of his Imperial Majesty, long may he reign.

If you enjoy these stirring patriotic imperial tales, consider donating to The Imperial Sound Engineering Corps. The production of these riveting tales requires a high blood alcohol level and the engineers at ISEC will appreciate the assistance.

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Original music composed by Nolan Potter (https://nolanpotter.bandcamp.com/).

Narration by Grand Moff Talkin' (aka Mateo Ervin).

Additional Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

The brave soldiers of Beta Squad find themselves cornered by a rogue Jedi who somehow survived His Imperial Majesty's wrath. Can our boys in white defeat this relic of the past? Probably not! But it will take the Republic dog long enough to cut through Beta Squad for the Imperial Navy to conduct orbital bombardments and liberate the planet. This was always part of the plan! EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL. #makeourgalaxygreatagain #backthewhite #releaseorganasemails

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Star Wars: Beta Squad, is an unlistenable table top role playing podcast that was recorded by mistake via malfunctioning mouse droids. This production is not an accurate representation of The Imperial Sound Engineering Corps' abilities and does not reflect the views of his Imperial Majesty, long may he reign.

If you enjoy these stirring patriotic imperial tales, consider donating to The Imperial Sound Engineering Corps. The production of these riveting tales requires a high blood alcohol level and the engineers at ISEC will appreciate the assistance.

Also, check out ISEC's other galactic tales such as Max Rebo's Intergalactic Freeform Jizz Band & Meesa Hungry 4 The Clone Wars.

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Original music composed by Nolan Potter (https://nolanpotter.bandcamp.com/).

Additional Music by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/