Here’s an 80s kid test: complete this Roxette lyric — “I’m gonna get dressed…”
If you didn’t say “for some sex” we can’t be friends.

But you should still listen to this unintentionally creepy show as we discover that Suzanne Somers is definitely not a pleasure bot.

Jumping on a bandwagon 40 years too late, Stranger Things resurrects ALF and another That 80s Show favourite.

Dori has caught Paulo’s “so bad it’s good” movie bug, while Paulo brings a movie with a behind-the-scenes story so good it could be a perfect Hart to Hart plotline.

Finally, Two 80s Truths and a Lie dives into scary music, demonic dolls, and a Craven misuse of power.

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Suzanne Somers AI Robot (00:03:04): https://magic828.co.za/the-digital-resurrection-of-suzanne-somers-ai-brings-back-the-beloved-star/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZSQf_W5Mt0

Stranger Things Doritos Telethon (00:07:59): https://bloody-disgusting.com/the-further/3906254/doritos-launches-stranger-things-telethon-with-david-hasselhoff-paula-abdul-alf/?utm_source=rss&utm_medium=rss&utm_campaign=doritos-launches-stranger-things-telethon-with-david-hasselhoff-paula-abdul-alf

Review: Parasite (1982) – Demi Moore’s First Movie (00:13:44) : youtube.com/watch?si=FI28A5TTjdKbIMh5&v=dHyivNwZq2I&feature=youtu.be

Review: Brainstorm (1983) & Natalie Wood’s Last Film (00:25:05): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueYcVmH0edk

https://www.whatwentwrongpod.com/

80s Truths and a Lie: Halloween Edition (00:38:42)

#80s culture, #That 80s Show, #podcast, #Sylvester Stallone, #Over the Top, #arm wrestling, #Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, #Halloween special, #80s nostalgia, #Dori, #Suzanne Somers, #AI technology, #digital resurrection, #uncanny valley, #Halloween movies, #Parasite 1982, #Demi Moore, #post-apocalyptic, #sci-fi horror, #Stranger Things, #Doritos, #Stranger Things Telethon, #voice actors, #nostalgia trip, #Plex, #VHS quality, #B-movies, #Brainstorm, #Christopher Walken, #Louise Fletcher, #Natalie Wood, #memory recording device, #virtual reality, #Halloween trivia, #80s music, #pop culture, #film discussion, #movie reviews, #cult classics, #horror movies, #80s fashion, #gory effects, #digital personas.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the 80s, Dori takes a break from her matric exams so we can bring you a show that uncovers the link between Diane Keaton and Belinda Carlisle.

Lionel Richie has been discussing Michael Jackson’s hygiene habits — just WHAT was he doing at bath time?

We look at the best TV show released in every year of the 80s, discuss Balki bulking up, and Dori wants to have a word with J.K. Rowling.

What happens when you put Gene Simmons in a Frank-N-Furter cosplay and invite Uncle Jesse, Freddy Krueger, Vanity, and a kind-of James Bond? You get a movie so insane that it ends with a man biting another man’s boob and you're not even shocked by that stage.

Have mercy.

MTV is dead — and we remember its life with an MTV-themed round of “Two 80s Truths and a Lie.”

Jump To:

Diane Keaton’s Music Video Direction (00:02:11): https://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/international/us/diane-keaton-directed-belinda-carlisle-music-videos-in-1980s-before-film-career/articleshow/124492616.cms?from=mdr

Michael Jackson’s Nickname (00:07:55): https://people.com/lionel-richie-says-pal-michael-jackson-was-nicknamed-smelly-for-poor-hygiene-11821087

80s TV Shows: Best of Each Year (00:10:24): https://screenrant.com/best-show-1980s-each-year/

Bulky Bartokomous: https://pagesix.com/2024/06/29/entertainment/bronson-pinchot-reveals-the-catalyst-for-his-wellness-journey/

Movie Review: Mio in the Land of Faraway (00:14:40): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMlZHZ8fKXY

Movie Review: Never Too Young to Die (00:21:17): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4o4bQiBYt8

MTV Trivia: Two 80s Truths and a Lie (00:32:22): https://classicsdujour.com/25-interesting-facts-about-the-launch-of-mtv/

#1980s pop culture, #Diane Keaton, #Belinda Carlisle, #Heaven is a Place on Earth, #I Get Weak, #MTV, #music videos, #YouTube, #TikTok, #Michael Jackson, #Smelly Y, #yacht rock, #Kenny Loggins, #David Hasselhoff, #Susanna Hoffs, #Magnum P.I., #Hill Street Blues, #Dynasty, #Cheers, #Knight Rider, #The A-Team, #Miami Vice, #The Cosby Show, #Golden Girls, #MacGyver, #Perfect Strangers, #Star Trek, #Mystery Science Theater 3000, #Seinfeld, #Quantum Leap, #Scandinavian fantasy film, #Mio in the Land of Faraway, #Christopher Lee, #cult classic, #Never Too Young to Die, #John Stamos, #Gene Simmons, #Vanity, #Robert Englund, #campy movies, #80s nostalgia, #Two 80s Truths and a Lie, #MTV trivia, #Blondie, #Rapture, #Reo Speedwagon, #The Buggles, #pop culture icons, #80s films, #childhood memories, #gender identity, #language evolution, #cult appeal, #campy cinema, #hidden gems.

***CORRECTION. DUE TO MIDDLE-AGE BRAIN ROT - PAULO KEPT CALLING HIS MOVIE RECOMMENDATION, ''PARADISE RESORT'' - IT'S ''PRIVATE RESORT'' AND HE'S AN IDIOT.

CHANGING IT WOULD HAVE DELAYED THIS SHOW AND THE 80S WAIT FOR NO ONE***

Want some Corey Feldman? We’ve got Corey Feldman—and his early exit from Dancing with the Stars.

You want Michael J. Fox? We’ve got Michael J. Fox and his tell-all documentary. Dori swears she heard some stories for the first time—even though Paulo has told them repeatedly.

If our own co-host doesn’t listen to our nonsense, what hope do we have?

You want Johnny Depp? We’ve got Johnny Depp—and his quaalude-popping, horny granny.

You want Steve Guttenberg? Hell, we’ve got him too—with a story that is so Mahoney.

You want Rick Astley, Kylie Minogue, Billy Ocean and Sonia? Well, we don’t have them… and you’ll have to listen to find out why.

Jump To:

Corey Feldman on Dancing with the Stars: Elimination & Controversy (00:01:18): https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/a68076360/dancing-with-the-stars-corey-feldman-response-to-criticism/

https://www.realitytea.com/2025/09/26/corey-feldman-distracted-during-dwts-by-charlie-sheen-headlines-says-source/

Icons of the 80s cancelled (00:07:48): https://iol.co.za/sunday-tribune/2025-09-28-icons-of-the-80s-concert-featuring-rick-astley-and-kylie-minogue-cancelled/?fbclid=IwY2xjawNHSK1leHRuA2FlbQIxMABicmlkETFVb2k4Y0ZsZllpMGJCTVg3AR7TSrBRLDGZfP2vPYYcE2lljFIxksgtkrNelwXYMk6JsMK-n1kAQkTbsGYJAw_aem__XtP1M4l1AJFNNJL2UkFlw

Michael J. Fox Documentary “Still” Review (00:13:50): https://youtu.be/lBrwkqlg1jA?si=lp-GR6eFeAKyemul

Johnny Depp’s Early Career & “Private Resort” (00:21:57): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq730WBoXbI

Steve Guttenberg’s Hollywood Hustle (00:29:44): https://www.facebook.com/share/1LkjgD1Pqs/?mibextid=wwXIfr

https://www.reddit.com/r/ActLikeYouBelong/comments/1mknepx/steve_guttenberg_snuck_onto_the_paramount_lot/

#That 80s Show, #1980s pop culture, #Gremlins, #Corey Feldman, #Dancing with the Stars, #Charlie Sheen, #Netflix documentary, #social media, #80s-themed concert, #Rick Astley, #Kylie Minogue, #Billy Ocean, #Sonia, #Durban concert, #concert promotion, #ticket purchasing risks, #Michael J. Fox, #Still: A Michael J. Fox Story, #Parkinson's disease, #advocacy, #Family Ties, #Back to the Future, #Johnny Depp, #Nightmare on Elm Street, #21 Jump Street, #Edward Scissorhands, #Ed Wood, #Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, #Pleasure Resort, #80s teen comedy, #Police Academy, #Steve Guttenberg, #Hollywood hustle, #nostalgia, #80s icons, #cultural relevance, #80s music, #pop culture analysis, #humor, #insider stories.

We remember when telemarketers were fun and encyclopaedias were gold-edged, before wondering if C-Dogg has already had his last dance — and is Billy Joel to blame?

Paulo brings you a movie for people who found Police Academy too intellectual and Pat Morita too distinguished — while both Teen Wolf movies catch strays from their lead actors.

Luckily, Quentin Tarantino is still a fan.

It’s Three 80s Truths and a Lie — The Last Dragon Edition, but Dori struggles to get The Glow.

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Corey Feldman on Dancing with the Stars (00:03:44): https://ew.com/corey-feldman-dwts-score-first-audience-boos-season-34-11811635

Morrissey’s Cancelled Concerts (00:11:07): https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/sep/19/morrissey-cancels-two-us-shows-over-credible-threat-on-his-life

Night Patrol: The “Hustler” of Police Movies (00:16:10): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8looKBlBJ0

Teen Wolf 2 & Jason Bateman (00:31:12)

Three 80s Truths and a Lie: The Last Dragon (00:34:21)

#80s nostalgia, #telemarketers, #World Book encyclopedias, #libraries, #school projects, #Corey Feldman, #Dancing with the Stars, #Billy Joel, #judges scores, #public voting, #Morrissey, #The Smiths, #death threats, #Police Academy, #stereotypes, #80s comedy, #Night Patrol, #cult classic, #politically incorrect humor, #Vanity, #Prince, #The Last Dragon, #Jason Bateman, #Teen Wolf 2, #cultural sensibilities, #80s movies, #cringe-worthy humor, #pop culture references, #nostalgia podcast, #That 80s Show.

Hop into the Scooby Gang’s Mystery Machine because we're uncovering truths all over the 1980s.

First up, the latest from Freddie Mercury’s secret daughter as her tell-all book hits the shelves.

Then we dive into the murky world of royalty payments to find out where Cocoon has disappeared to — and why we can no longer see nude 80-year-olds...in that movie atleast.

Dori recommends a movie where rich people feel sorry for themselves, while Paulo brings you Roadie — a Meat Loaf-fronted shenanigan fest about sex, drugs, and rock & roll with no sex or drugs.

We also find out if Charlie Sheen sat on a pilot’s lap and if Michael Jackson’s patent leather moccasins, were patented.

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Freddie Mercury’s Mystery Daughter Update (00:02:18): https://www.msn.com/en-za/news/other/freddie-mercury-s-secret-daughter-makes-statement/ar-AA1Kd53a?cvid=E22E126BF329436FBC86E835D1AE7CE8&ocid=hpmsn&apiversion=v2&noservercache=1&domshim=1&renderwebcomponents=1&wcseo=1&batchservertelemetry=1&noservertelemetry=1

https://www.mid-day.com/amp/sunday-mid-day/article/lesley-ann-jones-new-book-love-freddie-freddie-mercurys-secret-life-makes-a-startling-revelation-23593927

Cocoon: The Movie’s Disappearance (00:07:38): https://alexrollinsberg.substack.com/p/damnation-of-memory-the-vanishing

Watch Cocoon here: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x9ixtwe?utm_source=chatgpt.com

Netflix’s The Four Seasons & 80s Movie Origins (00:18:33): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-LdyHyH4MA

Roadie (1980) Movie 00:25:15): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjntmf3gwcI

Roadie Alien Interruptus: https://youtu.be/8LNJ0devJk0?t=6059

Charlie Sheen Documentary Highlights (00:33:09): https://www.netflix.com/tudum/articles/aka-charlie-sheen-most-unforgettable-moments

Two Truths and a Lie (00:37:05):

Michael Jacksons shoe patent:

Total Eclipse of the heart origins: https://people.com/bonnie-tyler-reveals-total-eclipse-of-the-heart-originally-written-nosferatu-musical-8407477?utm_source=chatgpt.com

#80s #Show, #1980s #pop #culture, #nostalgia, #entertainment, #Freddie #Mercury, #secret #daughter, #controversy, #Mary #Austin, #Bohemian #Rhapsody, #Cocoon, #Steve #Guttenberg, #streaming #mystery, #media #consolidation, #Disney, #Netflix, #The #Four #Seasons, #LGBTQ+ #representation, #This #Is #Spinal #Tap, #cult #classic, #Charlie #Sheen, #Emilio #Estevez, #Apocalypse #Now, #Ferris #Bueller’s #Day #Off, #celebrity #anecdotes, #pop #culture #trivia, #Michael #Jackson, #Prince, #Bonnie #Tyler, #Nosferatu, #VCR #technology, #physical #media, #streaming

Who worked harder this week—Kenny G or Doja Cat’s boob tape? The team at Dori & Dias Private Dicks are on the case—but first, they have to solve the mystery of the 80s concert that could be Rickrolling us.

Are Kylie, Rick Astley, Billy Ocean, and—most importantly—Sonia heading to Durban? We get out of our dreams to try and find out.

Corey Feldman in dancing with the stars and it's made us hate Zac Efron's brother.

Is there such a thing as too much moustache? Doesn’t matter—we find the perfect amount with a review of Matt Houston so deep, we came out smelling like a chaps-wearing Texas oilman.

But be warned: the Smirks per Minute are dangerously high.

Meanwhile, Paulo has a business opportunity for Dori as Bigmouth Morrissey strikes again.

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Kenny G Trends After Doja Cat VMA Performance (00:00:18): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXDCs3D5iDU

Rumored 'Icons of the 80s' Durban Concert (00:04:58) : https://www.citizen.co.za/highway-mail/news-headlines/2025/09/04/kylie-rick-billy-in-durban-or-is-this-80s-dream-too-good-to-be-true/

Corey Feldman on Dancing with the Stars (00:13:00) : https://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/corey-feldman-takes-dancing-stars-stage-after-battles-his-dark-hollywood-past

Matt Houston TV Show Review (00:17:56) : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RLvl4TUTVHg

Morrissey Selling The Smiths’ Rights (00:38:00): https://www.theguardian.com/music/2025/sep/04/the-musty-whiff-of-a-yard-sale-why-is-morrissey-attempting-to-sell-his-share-of-the-smiths-catalogue

https://www.morrissey-solo.com/threads/a-soul-for-sale-september-3-2025.154026/

#That 80s Show, #podcast, #1980s pop culture, #Kenny G, #Doja Cat, #Video Music Awards, #Icons of the 80s concert, #Durban, #Kylie Minogue, #Billy Ocean, #Rick Astley, #nostalgia, #social media trends, #performance, #80s-style, #fashion, #music industry, #concert skepticism, #Sharks Stadium, #VIP tickets, #music artists, #celebrity gossip, #Facebook, #social media, #ChatGPT, #The Smiths, #Morrissey, #Johnny Marr, #music rights, #band dynamics, #80s television, #Matt Houston, #Aaron Spelling, #mustaches, #TV shows, #classic episodes, #80s humor, #pop culture references, #music discussions, #live performances, #concert announcements, #entertainment news.

A “place for his rifle,” “fighting a dragon,” and “whipping yourself in the river” — none are Urban Dictionary euphemisms; all found their way into this week’s show.

Will Paulo and Dori witness a crime before the show is over?

They pass the time with some Dutch Golden Girls in The Hague, where nobody knows your name.

How do you say kaftan in the Netherlands?

Dori saw Lady Chatterley’s Lover, Paulo saw a man’s bum in a bucket — no one won that day.

If not for The Hoff’s charisma, we’d have had a very different Knight Rider.

And what exactly was on the Pope’s 80s playlist?

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Things you didn't know about 80s Sitcom Theme Songs (00:03:16): https://www.cracked.com/article_47918_stuff-you-never-knew-about-6-iconic-sitcom-theme-songs.html

Dutch Golden Girls and International Spin-offs (00:09:34): https://youtu.be/OPYq7bmpldw?si=qNACR-laGApq0fzM

Lady Chatterley's Lover Movie Review (00:14:12): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzqitsGl09Q

Matt Houston: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0083447/mediaviewer/rm707663872/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Not Matt Houston's bottom: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082640/mediaviewer/rm1834651649/?ref_=ext_shr_lnk

Knight Riders Movie Review (00:22:05): https://youtu.be/5RB3DoJRoYc?si=3sdG4r1HdgcTrLmr

Two 80s Truths and a Lie (00:33:43): https://www.theguardian.com/culture/2025/aug/25/how-we-made-young-at-heart-the-bluebells-siobhan-fahey

# 80s Show, # podcast, # Dori, # iconic sitcoms, # theme songs, # Cheers, # The Jeffersons, # The Golden Girls, # Thank You for Being a Friend, # sitcom trivia, # Cracked article, # 1980s nostalgia, # Lady Chatterley’s Lover, # erotic drama, # George Romero, # Knight Riders, # motorbikes, # Arthurian ideals, # LGBTQ representation, # progressive themes, # 80s movies, # cultural commentary, # Two Truths and a Lie, # Freddy Krueger, # red and green colors, # Pope John Paul II, # Bananarama, # The Bluebells, # pop culture, # 80s music, # international versions, # spin-offs, # nostalgia, # film recommendations, # sitcom themes, # Emmanuelle, # Matt Houston, # classic novels, # movie trailers, # character analysis, # societal norms, # comedy, # television history.

Dori can’t do simple maths, but she’s off the hook because she was distracted by Simon’s Le Bon Bons.

Find out about his dramatic ocean rescue—and how it involved a man named Skip.

Thomas Anders just loves being Thomas Anders. The only thing he loves more is young Thomas Anders and his over-sized Nora necklace.

In our movie recommendations, one film knocked us out, while the other involved monkey spanking - until the monkeys spanked back.

Finally, we reminisce about the stores that are no longer with us—and discover where the bodies are buried.

Jump To:

- Simon Le Bon’s 1985 Yacht Rescue (00:02:08): https://www.aol.com/40-years-ago-today-80s-073010208.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3-6rrU0Ij0

- Thomas Anders’ “Cherokee Highway” (00:15:38): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYdZGb69BGo

Movie Review: Raging Bull (00:22:18): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2UKuKxCJqc

Matthew Broderick & Project X (00:31:05): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0de66wOE4Y

#Simon Le Bon, #Duran Duran, #Fastnet yacht race, #maritime rescue, #Superman movie, #Zorg, #British actor, #age calculations, #40th anniversary, #vintage news report, #dramatic rescue, #yacht capsized, #navy diver, #psychological impact, #Thomas Anders, #Modern Talking, #AI technology, #music video, #Cherokee Highway, #Kevin Smith, #1980s-themed movie, #Raging Bull, #Martin Scorsese, #Robert De Niro, #Joe Pesci, #boxing movie, #true story, #Jake LaMotta, #film school, #Academy Award, #black and white film, #nostalgic imagery, #video stores, #music stores, #CNA, #Look and Listen, #Exclusive Books, #Late Night Als, #Mivami restaurant, #Mike's Kitchens, #pop culture references, #80s references, #classic films, #film recommendations.