It's the season finale of Season 4 The CineMeh Podcast! And on hand to go out with style is our biggest episode of the season! A movie so tremendously long, it felt like it went on forever! So incredibly lengthy, it seemed to never end! A movie that felt like... an eternity?

It's Marvel's Eternals.

That's right! This week on CineMeh, Josh and Ryan are delving into the Marvel Cinematic Universe with one of its most recent, and yet puzzlingly most forgettable entries, Eternals. An ensemble showpiece with a star-studded cast, featuring appearances by Rob Stark, Lara Croft, and Frida, we muddle our way through this ponderous, confused, meandering 160-minute mess.

With discussion topics like "what were they thinking?" "who is the hero?" "who is the bad guy?" we really go in deep on this one. Only, not so much, because Marvel did such a poor job creating anything even resembling a functional movie with Eternals, Josh and Ryan are largely left asking pretty basic questions about this film. When you can't tell what sub-genre your sci-fi superhero epic is (a whoddunit? a morality tale? an apocalypse story?), you are really in for a rough ride.

After a perplexing mix of gray morality, truncated character development, head-scratching cosmic events, badly executed scope, and 40 miles of bad road, we think you'll agree... Marvel's Eternals might be one best forgotten about.

Marvel's Eternals was released in 2021 and stars (in no particular order because holy shit is this cast long) Gemma Chan, Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie, Kumail Nanjiani, Ma Dong-seok, Bryan Tyree Henry, Barry Keoghan, Lauren Ridloff, Lia McHugh, and Richard Madden.

Am I forgetting anybody? Do you think that was enough people for your movie, Marvel?!

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Like it or not, The CineMeh Podcast will return...

Welcome to this season's CAGE MATCH, Bangkok Dangerous and Other Films of Dubious Quality!

This week on The CineMEH Podcast, Josh and Ryan take on what might be, officially, the absolute peak of midness, the height of mediocrity, the zenith of 'it's fine,' the top of the mountain for 'meh' vibes... 2008's Bangkok Dangerous.

And yes, we almost immediately become distracted and talk about other films because there is painfully, AGONIZINGLY little to say about this particular movie.

An analysis of hitman movie tropes, other film mentions, sidebar conversations, and questionable motivations await you, dear listener. Because this one has more useless nonsense and overdone cliches than anything else we've covered so far. Burdened by a ponderous mood and pacing, and adding absolutely nothing to a worn through genre, Josh and Ryan find fun in Bangkok Dangerous by talking about anything but this movie.

Also! Join in the drinking game! Take a shot every time Ryan calls it 'Bangkok Dangerously'! Bonus points if you find references in last week's episode.

But don't worry, we're still here to thrill you, chill you and fulfill you, no matter how 'whatever' the movie at hand is.

Bangkok Dangerous was released in 2008 and stars Nic Cage, Charlie Yeung, and Shahkrit Yamnarm.

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What's the term for when a piece of media makes a meta-reference to its own inadequacies and then fails to correct those inadequacies? Like, say, theoretically, just for argument's sake, a movie makes a pointed reference regarding how women's ages in Hollywood are often and regularly cause for them to be marginalized, but then said movie tries to actively age down its female lead by twenty years? Is there a word for that?

Whatever that word is, that's what this movie is.

This week on The CineMEH Podcast, Josh and Ryan are taking on the 2022 album, er, film, Marry Me, starring Jennifer Lopez and Owen Wilson. We'll talk about the state of the music industry (again) and how pop culture has evolved over recent decades, why this movie does such a poor job at living up to its own ideals, and whether or not there is such a thing as a real version of Jennifer Lopez's personality.

Even more fun discussions include the second week in a row we take on a movie about a female rockstar whose tremendous fame is bizarrely inconsistent, whether or not a mid 50s Owen Wilson can actually pull of mid 30s as is implied by this film, and questioning the wisdom of coming up with an album concept and trying to reverse engineer a movie from that.

Plus! Stay to the end for a look behind the curtain at how much Josh and Ryan panic when they think they're about to lose a 90 minute recording session.

All this and more on this week's episode of The CineMeh Podcast.

Marry Me was released in 2022 and stars Jennifer Lopez, Owen Wilson, Sarah Silverman, and John Bradley.

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