Here's last week's dad jokes from Dadabase!

• The candle quit his job because he felt burned out
• Going to bed with music on gave him sound sleep
• A magic tractor drove down the road and turned into a field!
• I met some aliens from outer space, they were pretty down to earth.
• The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights
• My phone has to wear glasses ever since it lost its contacts
• Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks to the golf course? In case they get a hole in one.

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Here's last week's dad jokes from Dadabase!

• Jill broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine.
• I smeared some ketchup all over my eyes once, it was a bad idea in Heinz- sight.
• I flipped a coin over an issue the other day, it was quite the toss-up.
• These reversing cameras are great, since I got one I haven’t looked back.
• Our maintenance guy lost his legs on the job, now he's just a handyman
• The bomb didn't want to go off So it refused
• Don’t judge a meal by the look of the first course, It’s very souperficial

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Here's last week's dad jokes from Dadabase!

A persistent banker wouldn’t stop hitting on me, so I asked him to leave me a loan.

I ordered a book of puns last week, but I didn't get it.

People say i look better without glasses, but I just can't see it.

I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me

Police were called to a daycare yesterday, where a 2-year-old was resisting a rest.

If artists wear sketchers do linguists wear converse?

I changed my iPod name to Titanic, it's syncing now.

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Let's dive right in with this week's jokes! Since I kind of started things off mid week, we're playing a little catch-up on the jokes. Next week's episode will have a full week of jokes.

Did you hear about the guy that invented the knock-knock joke?

What did the alien say to the pitcher of water?

Scientists got bored watching the earth turn.

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

Thanks for listening this week!

Hey, thanks for checking out the first episode of The Dadabase Show.

First off, let's talk about what Dadabase.co is the world's greatest database of dad jokes. How is that quantified? It's not. I'm a dad, I don't have to provide data or facts to back up my claims.

The whole thing started several years ago when I wanted to annoy (that's how we show love in our family) my oldest daughter. I would randomly text her dad jokes I found online. Eventually, I had so many saved I had created my own dadabase. This last holiday break I was looking for my annual side-project to fend off the dreaded Iowa winter. I thought to myself I've got a huge spreadsheet of dad jokes, and I know other people like annoying their kids, so I build dadabase.

Let's get on with this podcast. Right now the idea is every week I'll recap the jokes I published, maybe talk about my life as a dad and see where things go!

So as they say, on with the show.

This week's jokes:

CPR can be performed to the beat of either Staying Alive or Another One Bites the Dust, depending on if you are optimistic or pessimistic.

So two trees got arrested in the town I live...

What do you call a cow with two legs?

If January threw a parade would February March?

What do you call a cow with all of its legs?

What should you do if you are cold?